Sunday, July 29, 2007 11:58 AM
ok i need to study for the whole day from now so i thought i needed to write something to get my brain in active mode first.
ok if you know, now all 8 of 3p's class fishes are dead. this was a poem i wrote when tom the fattest fish died[in conjunction with dionne's hargao poem].
tragic.
rather long ago, but had to write in down somewhere in case i lose the paper.
THE TOM POEM
once there lived a guppy named tom,
who stayed with mcfly in a little pond.
[actually it was a tank but they didnt know,
cos fishes are stupid, dumber than crows.]
tom was kinda fat, but we thought it was cool,
that he stayed true to himself and never cared about looks.
but sadlay! we were wrong!
we were so disappointed we wanted to slap him with a thong.
as dougie, danny and harry were skinny like pins,
tom felt he didnt fit in with his big flabby fins.
so he three think then move[san si er xing],
and decided that he would just stop eating any form of food.
when caroline poured the flakes,
he just sat there and ached.
and so fat boy starved himself,
till his stomach digested itself.
tom was aneroxic but he didnt know,
[refer to 2nd stanza 2nd line]
so one day when jamming with mcfly,
he collapsed and died with his guitar piaking his eyes.
once there lived a guppy named tom,
who stayed with mcfly in a little pond....
fishes have such short lifespans.
ok jimmys[ants] are worse. 2 days.
but haha suddenly thought of us getting a gary[snail] the other day.
it was during pe when dionne and i went into this caged up airconditioning vent thing next to the basketball court to get a gary that was on one of the vents.
ok digressing for a bit.
i just dont understand how people can can eat
THAT!^^^^
yuck!
yuck yuck yuck.
and not like they were forced to eat it like little kids being forced to eat broccoli [i like broccoli actually] its like people eat it and think its daMMM nice like panda biscuit and consider it a delicacy.
MAD.
imagine putting THAT^ in your mouth.
its so yucky and disgusting and yucky and gross and yucky.
and so. did i mention yucky?
so anw like the entire 3p was watching us get it off.
BUT it wouldnt! it was like so stubborn and adherent and it looked quite painful so we decided not to.
but after a few seconds i went back in to try it by sliding it off instead of pulling it off like perpendicularly
and gary was removed successfully!
haha i just rock lah.
but then dionne locked me in the cage.
haha then i screamed, she let me out, 3p played with it, we grimaced, we had fun.
nette posted it up.
