Go play in a microwave, Susie.

Friday, November 30, 2007 10:28 PM

hellooooo.
i just came back from the pl concert, i am rather tired, but not tired enough to go to sleep.

i feel like a pregnant woman, nowadays i have cravings for random food like super suddenly.

i am craving beer battered fish from chippy right now now now.

how ah how. I WAHHHNT.
i am super hungry, i think when i grow old and rich, or rather SUPER rich, i will hire a personal butler and be damn mean to him.
whoo.

like so that at times like this, i will demand for him to fly to plaza sing and buy for me.

and he must get back by like maybe 10 minutes, before the craving goes away.

and i will be happy and he will be, i dunno probably sad and sweaty and about to die.
and if he comes back at like ten minutes and a few seconds later and my craving has disappeared, i will minus a star from his star chart.

yesyes he will have a chart and when he is a good boy, he gets a star sticker.
but if he pisses me off, he minuses a star.
and maybe i'll be nice and like every twenty stars he collects he can get a car from me, since you know, after all i am SO the rich.
and like with hundred stars he can get a, no wait he wont get until so many one, i'll be too mean and minus off stars unreasonably.

then i'll make him do rubbish stuff like, wipe my seat everytime before i sit down.
and pick the blue m&ms out of the m&ms, cos i dont like how it makes your tongue blue.

and give him post-its that say 'OH I AM A LOSER' so when he goes shopping with me and we see anyone wearing purple[specifically this kind of purple], he must paste that on their backs, because it's just, ah no one should ever be seen in public in purple shirts.

but guess what, i am stuck to be hungry and fishless right here in my poor butlerless house.

you see ah, cos i had an early dinner, which is 1 and a half hrs earlier than my usual, which is damn a lot to me.
okokokokokOOOOOKKKKKK i cant take it anymore i'll be back in 5 minutes i am off to cook maggi mee or smth.

ok the water's boiling so i'm back.

anyway, i went to pre-camp briefing just now and yay, we have this really cool flag.
bwahha. it'll be nicer than yours.
okok YES I AM BACK WITH THE BEST BOWL OF MAGGI MEE EVER.
but then i left the briefing early to meet with nicole and simin for dinner then go for the performance.

OHMYMAMA EVERYBODY THE POPIAH AT QIJI AT KOVAN IS SUPER THE FANTASTIC YOU NEED TO TRY IT.

then i met nicole MAO [Edit: i just put surname cos i realise i have 2 nicoles in this post whaha.]and uncle david and auntie susan there cos they were there to watch heather's performance.
then nicole and i were talking, then we talked about our oc party and the invited people, then we started listing and suddenly nicole went: ohoh! and that guy who always tries to steal the little boys from us!
HAHAHA royston you see, that's what you are known as to people, so tragic.

then i met poh and friends there, and it was just weird so i asked him why he came and he was like: for fun.
FOR FUN LEH!!
hahahaa, mad.
i go for a reason, i also dont want, much less go for fun.

ah dont like it when choir makes us go for other schools' choir concerts, it wastes our money, i'll rather go to better proper choir concerts even if i have to go, you know.

anyway, heather and i are on a secret mission to matchmake ___ and ___.
whaha, it's gonna be so exciting.
i told her i dunno how to matchmake people, so i gave her the idea of [ok lets call the girl A and the boy B] tying A to a chair in her house, then faster call B to come and save her.
genius or not my idea?!?!?!?!
heather agreed to it, so it must be.
whaha.

i need to go now, the personal butler position is open and if you are interested i will start accepting resumes with effect from tomorrow, call me, terms and conditions apply.
oh and your job will start like ten years from now so faster come and secure your future with me thanks.

nette posted it up.

Thursday, November 29, 2007 10:24 PM

and and!
i wanted to put these here for like more than a month alr, but i was procrastinating like i had forever in the world so anyway.

this is mcfly's damn the AWESOME cover of umbrella.
Edit: but they suck, this isnt even the full song, dont have bridge one, so i guess you must buy the single, which hello you loserfarts i do not live in the uk.

and plain white T's.

they're both super good covers right!!!
i know I KNOW!!

OUKAY you dont have to hear it, i just needed to put it here, whaha.
and all you have to do is believe me.

i think umbrella's probably the most covered song ever, it's madness.
and i think these 2 are the best, and i'm not even being biased towards mcfly.

dont like the original!

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IT'S BARBIE DOLL SMELL!!!
AUGHH I KNEW IT!
BWAHAHAH.

whaha!
sorry, cos you see ah, mum bought this new bath gel, and it's like i've been using for the past few days and the smell is disgustingly familiar, and i just bathed and realised it's cos it smells just like barbie doll!

the smell of barbie doll is quite gross actually, but ah who cares.
oh man i was picking at myself for so long trying to identify this smell and i finally did, it was that annoying i-dont-need-to-but-i-just-need-to feeling.

anyway, did you watch are you smarter than a fifth grader!!!
haha karina told me about it before, cos they show it in australia.
so i decided to watch cos they came to ch5.
haha rather funny!!
haha i think it's the first game show i ever watched like, full-episodedly.
and the kids are well cute, i like spencer.
and it's like, at the end of the thing, when you do not reach the million dollars, you need to turn to the camera and say 'I'M NOT SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER.'

and you know, just now i turned on the tv at around 530 like that and i saw dylan and cole on the ellen show, and i realised they are damn cute, so i went youtube to find their videos of interviews when they were 5 or smth, after they did big daddy.
so cute, cannot take it.

there was one where they asked them what cool stuff they did with adam sandler and they were like 'oh we peed.. yeah, we peed on walls, and trees.'
HAHA.
i love big daddy, i watched it super a lot when i was a kid.

anyway, i spent the whole of today, ok most of today, doing some homework and i must tell you it's immensely satisfying.
so go now, go get in touch with your inner nerd and start doing some homework.

oh i was thinking about nerding just now also and i went to do this internet test on the type of nerd i am, and apparently, i'm a band geek.

AH whatever i am typing this post without brains i just realised i typed this in less than 10mins.
ohmy i shall just publish this post and hope its not too brainless or boring a post.

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Wednesday, November 28, 2007 10:27 PM

ohoh and! ham's gravestone.
i put it there yesterday.

i was so tempted to redig it up just to see how much he'd rotted.
but ah, i chickened out.
but really i wonder leh, and it rained this morning somemore.
maybe he'll be gross and wet and full of maggots.
ok bleaugh bye!

nette posted it up.

i am a sexist.
and i dont mean by that i'm a feminist.
i am sexist, cos i think guys are better at everything.

i'm serious!!
like the best chef in the world? male. best musician? male. best fashion designer? male. best athlete? male. best hairstylist? male. best artist? male.
ETC.
i could go freaking on forever.

oh and i've already succumbed to the fact that guys are smarter than girls.
if you wanna be all feministic on me and convince me that gender doesnt determine your intellect i dont care because i am already at peace with that.

you see ah. now i'm doing some ri chemistry paper and everything's so hard i dont know how to do anything it's stupid.
why so hard for what?
i dont get it, ok maybe this has nothing to do with it being the best boys school in singapore maybe it's cos it's a sec4 paper.

BUT GUESS WHAT THAT'S WORSE.
cos i have sec4 papers from every other school.
why are you making me do SEC4 worksheets when i just finished my secondary 3 education and not started on secondary 4 education at all??
why?????? you tell me!!!

i think every year, teachers and principals all congregate in some secret dungeon in the middle of MOE and scheme and plot maliciously on how to make our lives more miserable than the year before.
it's like, 'oh, last year they already almost died, cannot, this year we must make them really die. oh but then make them resurrect themselves again to their horror when they thought they could easily die and get over with the torture.'
and then they laugh maniacally and go to their photocopying rooms of dooms and print stacks and stacks of holiday homework for us.
OHH my mama i cant believe they do that that's so evil of them.

i miss primary school holidays.
cos those holidays are real holidays where you do not get holiday homework.
i remember at p4 that time, sitting at home all day playing a computer game with my sister, where it subconsciously makes you smarter.
i dunno, apparently k, the cd cover said its educational, and i believe it.
it involved this big green monster with a friendly voice and a few other monsters in other parts of the game.
when you win games you collect money.

then there's this jukebox you can go to, to waste your money on.
so you earn and you use it to play songs.
but you know what!
it's an american game so all the money's american currency!!
and they were talking in pennies and dimes and i was all WHAT???? but then i'll just let zehzeh play all of it and she'll be happy cos she gets to choose the song, which, looking back are rather stupid[the songs are rubbish like 'yankee doodle' or smth.], and play the whole game of choosing the money.

then when the song plays everyone starts dancing!!
i wish life was more like a computer game.
then we dont have to eat and drink, so we save money that way, and we just play all day.
maybe we'll spend our money on stuff like songs, then we dance our cares away, and we dont even need to buy things like cars cos we can click our destinations.
and our money's all earned by playing games.
so like 'oh crap i have run out of money guess what i'll go get more by having more fun.'

OUKAY I AM BORING YOU.

p.s. i just woke up due to major hunger pangs at 9pm.
then i went to eat dinner so it's 930 now.
cos i had a migraine and went to sleep it off at around 6.
ah hate it when i wake up so late in the night, and i was hoping to call karina actually at around seven actually, NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID ANNETTE LEE AN.
it's eleven thirty in victoria right now how to call.

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Tuesday, November 27, 2007 6:41 PM

i just went to post comment on nicole's xanga, then after i type so much then they said i need to be a xanga member.
augH!! so angry you know!

see ah, i typed this:
yoyoyo! you know nicole i'm so stupid i just found out this comment thing existed. cos last time i was like finding tagboard dont have.
then i wanted to say a lot of stuff on your blog but i couldnt cos i THOUGHT i couldnt cos i didnt see this!
stupid right oh man stupid!*
hahahah. oh well anyway i like this better than a tagboard cos i talk a lot when i start talking and if it was a tagboard i wont be able to write so much WHAHA.
i'll like end up spamming which i dont even like to so i'll sometimes shorten my tags, which rather sucks, cos i dont get to say what i really wanna!
whaha! see you on friday! XD

*but then apparently in the end i ended up stupid still cos cannot post.
dumbness! i dont get it i dont like xanga, they're so exclusive and discriminative and all.
it's like you cant do anything with anybody unless you are also a xanga person.
so i wanna post comment but oh cannot cos i'm not using xanga.
and i cant get linked by my friend cos i dont use xanga.

then you have to put separate links like belle does, or add a tagboard, which is madness cos half the xanga population doesnt bother.

cant stand bigoted people/online diary communities.
oh well dont care, i like my blogger. XD

Edit:
didnt post about the day.
i went to watch stardust with haoyee.
it was super the damn good lah!

but we ended up about 5 mins late for the movie, we missed the front narrated intro part.
it's like it was so dark we couldnt see anything but by the time we set our butts onto the chair and looked at the screen it said 'STARDUST'
whaha. exactly.
and who cares about introductions anyway lah.
i was like grabbing haoyee at all the exciting scary parts going NONONONONO.

oh and know why we were late.
cos i met ravin before that at supposedly 1030 to get ravi's present but we both ended up late and reaching at 11.
thats why we're best friends you see.
i always tell someone i'll be there at like eg 2pm, and end up there at 230 and having to apologise profusely and feeling bad cos the person wait so long for me.
but with ravin, like today, i rush rush rush still reach there at 1055 but i still have to also wait another 5 mins for her!!
hahaha. we both like are late together.

so anyway by the time haoyee came later on, we still havent found the present, but after we did like a few mins later and we went to buy food, haoyee and i were late.

but anw so after the movie i met zeh and i followed her to go make specs.
then we went to the food court to eat, and i ate this mee that had so much chilli in it i think i almost died.
and by that time i finished my juice already so i asked zeh if i could drink her bandung and she said NO unless i let her see ravin and ravi.

because you see, before that, i was on the phone with ravin and she ask me to come see her and ravi at swensens, but she say dont want my sis to come, cos it'll be weird.
then anyway i had only seen him twice in my life, and both dont count cos the first time he was 8 storeys up from me, and the second time i was walking past him and not only that i had to be subtle.

hahaha the walking one was funny actually.
ravin and i were eating at the chicken rice stall.
then ravi and his dad came and ravi's back was facing us, and ravin wanted me to see him and tell her what i thought of him so she said 'okok annette you see the sauce there at the other end of the shop you walk there and take then when you're coming back you look'
and i was like: ravin, we eat finish our chicken rice until no more, take sauce for what, drink ah!
hahaha but anyway, i still did lah.

okok anyway so zeh refused to give me her bandung and i said: fine then i'll go see them now and i'll drink ravin's drink! yes yes.
whahaha. i was so genius.

and then i went to swensens and the first thing i did was disrupt their meal and drank ravin's drink.
then, i am too lazy to write anymore bye peeps.

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AUGH i just spammed my own tagboard.

nette posted it up.

Monday, November 26, 2007 11:08 PM

HAMMIE SANDWICH LEE AH PUI THE HAMSTER HAS DIED.
let's all wear black for the next ten days and cry at the sight of furry stuff.
i went downstairs to bury him today.

zehzeh had to go take some paper from her friend a block away so she went down with me.
and she was super grimacing, but she was also at the same time insisting on taking pictures.
weird right! my sister has a damn twisted brain.
so anyway, she took this:

on our way down at the staircase.
sadness lah!!
you see, hammie so cool, he wanna die ah, he go and go inside his bathing house to die.
zehzeh is a loser she said 'wah he knows he gonna die he go and lie in his coffin first'
haha, but he saved me some trouble cos i can just carry him downstairs by taking the house out the cage door.
dont even need like gloves or plastic bag.
or if he died at the top of the slide i think i'd have to dismantle the whole cage to get him out.

DIGGING HIS GRAVE.
photography again by lynnette.
oh man that picture is unglamness.

ham in his grave.
lousy photography again by lynnette.
i took another really clear picture but zeh deleted it.
and here's what just happened.
me: zeh you deleted it????
zeh: yah aiya i deleted the picture of me and aswan that's worse.
me: you deleted this on purpose and the aswan picture is accidentally delete one right!
zeh: yah.
me: so ok mine you could have prevented. and guess what, mine's still worse, cos my hamster's dead and aswan is still alive.
zeh: *laugh*
FUNNY AH.

zeh says she's never gonna have a pet in her life.
cos she will never touch the dead body.

she was going like EWWWWW the whole time.
haha and just now when i was burying i was telling zehzeh to write him an eulogy but she wont.
oh well i'm gonna put hammie's gravestone there tmr, i take picture and show you whahah.

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Sunday, November 25, 2007 6:56 PM

hahaha today was fun.
royston treated me gwen and daryl[daryl does your name have double r] to island creamery, whoo.
i ate 3 scoops of cookies and cream, apple pie and burnt caramel.

HHAHAHAHA i was eating until super happy can!!
like i was some fat boy.

haha anyway then we took picture to put on the wall, and royston spoilt the photo printer.
hahaha ok lah he didnt.

he's just a jinx.

then we were taking forever to end up printing out a slightly pocked up picture.

but YAY still.

so gwen and i ended up more than half an hr late for camp leaders meeting.
gwen was being loserish in the car and scared of being late.
haha actually i dont like being late, but when i am, i'm weirdly not that scared ahhaha.

so we decided to come up with reasons but we couldnt even blame the rain cos we were dry as dried chilli.
then i said lets just go toilet and pour water on ourselves.
but no lah. joke.
haha lameness.

so anw, since we were alr late i decided to go and pee and i was assuring gwen that being 5 mins late is the same as being 35 minutes late so chill.
then i said we dont need excuse.
just go in, AND SAY SORRY.

hahahahhaha so you know what gwen did!!!
she started looking at the mirror and practising her sorries.
like with different faces.
and different sorries.
haaha they were really fake and damn funny so i told her i'll do it when we go in.

i tell you ah, when you're late, you can crap up the best excuse in the world, or give a real valid reason but people dont care.
they either care that you're late, or dont care that you're late.
so next time you're late, just say you're sorry.
even if they ask why, it still works like 2 sentences above.

haha and at the end of the meeting, i whispered to tell grace behind a paper: *grace, you know why i was late, i went to eat ice cream.*
and joseph was hearing and he went: OH SO YOU WERE LATE COS YOU WENT TO EAT ICE CREAM AH!

but then i faster went UUUHHHHHH!!
hahahhaha.
and i looked behind to see if kaifeng or uncle jeff heard.
i'm scared of them you know!

i think uncle jeff's really serious, and gwen told us about the last time he scolded them, i never come one.
haha.

oh, and there was this time there was camp comm meeting and my dad was going to mama's house and i wanted to go so i missed the meeting and told the twins to tell kaifeng i'll be out the whole day, which is quite true cos i was gonna stay there the whole day, to read book.

I TELL YOU MY MAMA'S HOUSE IS THE BEST PLACE TO READ BOOK CAN.
it's quieter than library, and the living room sofa and cushions are super soft, and it's next to the balcony so you get a nice breeze.
and the feeling of her house is so nice and granny-like and there's mama smell.

okok anyway, then after camp comm meeting, he call me you know! and ask me why i never come.
and i was like, 'uh yah, i was out the whole day.'
i think he was gonna ask me where i was but ah he never lah.

hahahaha, i hope kaifeng never finds my blog or i'll just die.

then the rain was madness so roys sent many many of us home.

p.s.
A BIG GINORMOUS HUMONGOUS THANKS TO ROYSTON PNG FOR FREE ICE-CREAM AND TRANSPORT.
hahhahahaa.
and yes yes ok royston when you are old and disgusting next time and your car breaks down and i have a driver's license i will give you rides home okay.
except when it's raining.
cannot.

you know, i think driving in the rain is psychotic.
so scary!
it's like you're driving with rain attacking your windscreen, and the noise, and the wipers waving in front of your vision, and everything so blur can't see where you're going.

haha stupid right if i refuse to drive during a storm, cos one of the biggest advantages of a car is that you can get anywhere without getting wet.
oh well, i have a weird phobia haha.

i'm also scared of stupid stuff like people touching the back of my neck.
and the bottom of my chin.
the chin is worse, i will shudder and die and scream till you are deaf.
hannah thinks it has got to do with the scar on my chin she say i fall down so now i am traumatised. HAHA.

everytime my dad drives in a really horrible storm i always sit behind and think we're all gonna die.

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ohhhhhhhhmymama oh my mama.
you know what i hate worse than brinjal?
[haha cheryl taught me how to spell it right]

blog songs.
damn annoying.
i'm listening to my own song here, and then i surf your blog and suddenly?
your music come and cut into mine.
can't even scold anyone for it cos it's an animate object, that came and be idiotic to me.
and has it ever crossed your mind that even if someone isnt listening to music what are the chances they wanna hear that stupid song you shoved into their faces????

sorry ah, if you have a blog song.
not angry with you.
just angry. period.

so anyway i came here again cos this tragedy occurred.
listen. my story.
and it's not the first time.
ok sometimes i use the comp hearing song with earphones cos it's at night and i dont wanna wake anyone up right?
and actually i just switched off the music.
anyway i went someone's blog and BLAST!!!
the song was super loud, plus IN DIRECT FREAKING CONTACT WITH MY EARDRUMS.

then i jumped and pulled the earphones out of my ears instinctively.
it was like as if 2 cockroaches just flew into my ears so i had to slap them out.

ouch ouch.
ah poor me.

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life is a loser sometimes.
when it is, it makes you a lose too and it sucks to lose.
but you cant do anything about it cos everything you touch turns into poo.
then you feel damn disgusting cos everything is smelly.
and then you dunno when you'll go back to winning so you waste your life waiting to win.
so we should just not read this cos it doesnt even make sense.

HAHAHAHHAHA.
ok thanks annette you just cheered myself up.
oh man that was lame.

ok i was feeling tired and disgusting and i had to do something by tonight and it's already tomorrow morning which is today morning but ah anyway, had needed some self-motivation so i came here to be disgusting and fake some emoness.

OHH just one more thing annette the awesome can do: make myself laugh.

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Friday, November 23, 2007 7:59 PM

whahaha, i just went to the library in the afternoon with nicole and we borrowed american psycho. haha but i scared.
i still have a dean koontz homicidal psycho book to read it too.
i am mad, i like reading thrillers that involve killing, but i think i wont dare to watch such movies i will die.
weird right.
i think ah, cos if i read, it's different, i can put in all the rainbows and marshmallows i want into the story.
you know?
YOU KNOW??
ok i know you dont so stop it.

OH GUESS WHAT WE WATCHED ENCHANTED TODAY!

hahahaahha so happy.
james marsden is damn the funny.
hahahha real men wear puffs and tights.

oh then cos we walked from douby to orchard then on the way ah, we met some people outside heeren who said take picture with them, and if we post it on our blogs, some people will go find the picture and we might win $50.
but ah who cares, i'm not sure if i'm gonna put it here.
and actually i have no idea how geniune that thing is, but the whatever lah!!
hahah.

and then we carried on walking and i saw this elephant mascot, he was promoting some telephone company, dunno.
but anyway he was damn cute so i asked him to take picture with me.
i love elephants.
haha there was this time calvin used the transmorgrifier to turn himself into an elephant cos he had to memorise vocabulary words and elephants have damn good memory. smart boy.
ANYWAY PICTURE.

elephants make the world go round.

and nicole you can never be a photographer in your life, whahhaha it's damn the blur lah!

so anyway, we were walking around and i was getting itchy over ahlians.
i told nicole i know all about the latest ahlian fashion.
it's like in 2 days i see SIX ahlians wearing the same thing.
i mean, where got thing so coincidence one right!!
i show you what they wear.
ok i'll draw it, so be prepared to be amazed by my wonderful artistic talent.

FREAKING LOOKS LIKE BLOUSE AND PINAFORE RIGHT!!!!
but no it's actually a bubble dress and a plain white tee.
and i promise you all the ones i see the last 2 days is the same blue.
SAME.
then yesterday i saw 2, today i saw 4.
oh my mama ohhh my mama that means i will see 8 tmr at this rate.
i need to walk out of the house with a blindfold.

very nice meh?
i dont get it, super ugly, look like uniform, and from my observations it's best accompanied with black tights/stockings, heels and ahlian damn rebonded hair/ah lian damn layered hair/ah lian damn layered but still try to tie hair/any of those hairs plus an ahlian hairband.

oh and sorry i know i promised you wonderful artistic talent but i just couldnt find a way to make that thing look good.

WHAHAHAHHA oh man i am so bad, i am such an ahlianist.
ah sorry lah!
or should i say showiieeexxxzzzz worhxxzzzxxzxz.

but it's not my fault, just the other day when nicole came to sleepover, we were watching step up, and it was around 9pm then suddenly the doorbell rang, so i went out, and there were 2 ahlians selling moo icecream.
and when i came to the gate they just shoved this piece of paper of many types of moo icecream in my face, but i dont want so said 'no thanks' and hand gestured a wave, that said no thanks bye.

so i went back to sit down at the tv and they didnt leave and i thought damn weird and thought maybe they never hear me, so by this time my mum yelled from the other room: who was that ah??
and i yelled back: ah they're selling ice cream and i dont want!
mum: oh.

OK AH, IF THEY DIDNT HEAR ME THE FIRST TIME YOU CONFIRM HEARD ME THIS TIME COS IT WAS DAMN THE LOUD.

so we just sat there and watch then they ring the bell again!!
didnt wanna go back out, so had to ask mummy to go out and tell them dont want.

madness, but not just them, generally hate people who come to your door and sell you stuff.
i need to put a sign on my gate that says: DONT COME AND SELL ME STUFF COS I AM ABLE-BODIED AND IF I WANT ANYTHING [E.G. MOO ICE-CREAM], I WILL GO TO THE SUPERMARKET AND BUY MYSELF. BYE, AND DONT INCREASE MY ELECTRICITY BILL BY PRESSING THE DOORBELL.

bye i need to go find vanguard sheet big enough to fit all of that.

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Thursday, November 22, 2007 9:18 PM

laughter's the best medicine.

haha i havent been here for a while cos i've been quite busy, and i was gonna post about the sleepover but i couldnt, so anyway, i can finally use the comp, then i went to nicole's blog and i saw the post about my sleepover haha.
then i got damn excited so i came here to write.

i tell you, we are rather mad, it's probably like the most stuff i ever watched in 24 hrs.
here's the stuff we watched during our movie/tv/youtube marathon sleepover:
1) white chicks
2) step up
3) heroes
4) a walk to remember
5) hannah montana
6) videos from newsies, the chaser's war on everything and american psycho
7) music and lyrics

can die, but it was super fun.
hahahaha, i was laughing like some loser during the funny parts of everything.
we're gonna watch stardust next week, then now i realise by next week enchanted will be out, and i wanna watch that, cos it looks like damn funny.

hahaha last time me and ravin went to watch movie then we were warning each other how we will laugh like when everyone stop laughing alr, we will still be the ones laughing by ourselves.
haha, i thought i was the only lunatic that did that.

so everyone out there who wants to watch a comedy with me, dont say i never tell you, then you later come out of the theatre and be damn embarrassed.

AHH I MISS YOU RAVIN!!!

haha, oh and nicole made me watch the american psycho part where christian bale's with his friend paul at his house and ah it's madness, it's damn the funny, where christian bale go turn on the radio and starts talking about music, then he dances around and he dances to the bathroom to get his axe, still talking to paul, still in the happy tone, then he dances to his friend and goes 'HEY PAUL!'

and paul turns aruond and he hacks his face, and i would hve bloody screamed if i saw it but i didnt, cos i was covering my eyes.

it's like, the funnier he was being, i was kinda laughing BUT THEN I WAS SCAREDER BY THE SECOND ALSO LAH!!
and by the time he was holding the axe, my hands were over my eyes.

and it's mad, cos the background music, the radio he switched on, is super happy.

so anyway by the time i put down my hands the gross part is over.
yah yah i know i'm a wuss.

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Tuesday, November 20, 2007 10:02 PM

when it's not raining, living in singapore's stupid weather is like jumping into a rice cooker.
imagine imagine, you can fit inside.

but then, i just realised, cos it's raining really badly like now, i have to close all the windows and after like half an hr, it's freaking hot cos mum doesnt let us on aircon, and the house has no ventilation.
so i'm bloody sweating now.

so that means sunny or not, i will still damn hot!!!
yuck the rhyme is gross. WHAHAHA.
anyway.

aughhhhh why was i born here????
i like EVERYTHING about singapore except the weather.
i wish global warming just be quick about it and may the next ice age occur right here in singapore.

until then, i am off to the north pole to live with polar bears and santa.

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Sunday, November 18, 2007 5:40 PM

click the comic, read it, and laugh like there's no tomorrow.
ok actually if there's not gonna be a tomorrow you probably wouldnt be so happy but..
eh, why do people say that ah?
if someone comes and tells me todays my last day on earth i will just die on the spot already lah, laugh what OUKAY DIGRESSING.
CLICK.

hahaha calvin's story is damn funny. right!
RIGHT?????!!!!!
Barney shouted, "NO!" and ran. wahhahaha.
say yes.
if you didnt laugh, you are a loser.
so laugh now if you wish to win.

i am freaking tired now, can die, plus the rain is making me feel like sleeping, BUT NO!
i will not conform to the weariness of my eyes.

i refuse to sleep during holidays you know.
i'll rather be awake to play, and be conscious of the world i live in which is the holidays.
what for sleep and waste away your free time?

i will never nap in the holidays, even if i have a ton of homework i am supposed to do which proves how much a complete facade this term they call this period of time is. cos they are bluffing me cos it's actually time to do ten million homework.
ah they suck!!

and grace told me just now at church she cannot go senior camp cos of sec1 orientation, and the committee has a lot of people missing cos why?
they go for the adam khoo thing, that i'm gifted so are you thing.
slap them, no offence, but you so smart, and probably have enough motivation to study, go for what lah!
there's a reason why they only offer it to people who arent that good in their studies.
whatever up to you, kiasuers.

but anyway, i have told grace, on the 26th, when the school provide them lunch, then she is going to accidentally drop all the food, then lick it off the floor or smth.
so she guaratees food poisoning, then she shall be sent home.
then she rest the rest of the day, and like eat damn a lot of smecta*, and by the next day, off to senior camp she goes!!

whahaha. genius plan or what!
ok lah, it's a slighty bit old school, i have damn imaginative plan you want!
ok no i got nothing, too lazy to think.

cannot already i dont wanna type.
finger tired.
oh do you know i tore my right calf ligament, damn the pain.
okok anyway i was saying, i wanna go away from the comp now.
maybe i'll have an early dinner.
but!! ugh! i still have so many things to say, about thurday and all, maybe another day AHHHH- BPOM
bye.

*you dont know what smecta is??!! it's diarrhea medicine, powder form, then you mix it with water and eat.
i think they dont sell it anymore so i dont eat it anymore when i laosai, i used to eat it when i was a kid, it is damn nice.
loved the taste, i loved to get diarrhea.

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Thursday, November 15, 2007 10:14 PM

UUUUURRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

life is stupid.
and i am worse.
i'm a total loser, and i mean it literally.

why am i always stupid losing things or people always stealing my stuff???

damn gross, damn gross, i wish there was this universal lost and found centre, where everytime i lose something, the lost item will immediately teleport itself to this place, and i will call up the lost and found, and have my lost thing sent back to me.

then not only will i easily find it, i wont risk my possession from being stolen from people who find it sitting by itself in the middle of nowhere.

but sometimes there are many stuff that i didnt leave around but it still gets stolen, i think i need to invent anti-stealing spray, i wish there was a spray where we can buy to spray on all our valuables, so when people try to steal it, they will get like electrocuted or something.

HAHAHAHA. [ok this paragraph is like 30mins later]
i suck, my mood has just made a drastic turn, because loke say she ask her daddy to let her buy mcfly 2007 calendar for me, from amazon.
THE YAYNESS!

because some loser stole it from me this year, and blahblahlongstory and today i went out to buy the 2008 one and actually zeh didnt know anything about me losing the 2007 one cos she forgot all about it, then today she suddenly rmbed and asked me where it is and i said i lost.
*deep breath*
anw, blahblah again, my dad doesnt ever let me buy stuff from overseas, and i was praying my sister would forget it for good but obviously she will not, something will definitely make her recall, such as the calendar for the year after that.
aka this.

but anyway, now i am on with a different crisis.

and so while we're at it, referring to the anti-steal spray and the teleporting items to the universal lost and found, we should just have God sit on a throne in the middle of like, serangoon, then whenever i need an answer to a question i can easily ask him instead of racking my brains wondering if i am making the right decision, like the dilemma me nicole and dionne are in now.

and dionne suggested a decision-making machine but then i think like, ah you'll confirm doubt it one.
since it is after all a machine.

HOW.
ah, and today was fun, but i am tired, talk about it another day.

Edit:
i think i am really bipolar, you know i suddenly change mood up there^^.

cos i suddenly remembered on wednesday ah, i wake up in the morning at 1130.
and my parents were supposed to be back from the airport at 930 and wake me up.
ah they go bring my maid to airport lah, her last day.
and by the time i was up, both of them werent around.

[oh, here's smth extra.
zeh was up by 900 alr according to her.
why?? because she said there were 3 phone calls, and my house phone is freaking loud, 2 doorbell rings and whatever lah, until she wake up.
and me! i couldnt hear a single thing because i am the world's heaviest sleeper and alarm clocks dont work for me, i will sleep right through them.
i need humans to wake me up.]

anyway, then i super pissed they forgot to wake me despite me telling them so many times and them going 'okayokay' so many times.
but i go on the comp and i see my blog and i see royston's tag.
then it was damn lame.
so i laugh, then i not angry already.

mad right, i know.

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Tuesday, November 13, 2007 1:23 PM

haha yesterday.
after choir qian, steffi alynna and i went to macs like we did last friday.
super fun, i laugh damn a lot, i think if we continue to frequent macs at this rate the macs people will throw us out due to our social hazardousness.
i think i really talk damn loud lah.

on wed we're going qian's house to play with the dogs! yeAH!

anyway, we were going by underpass and when we went down the escalator qian told me something that made me laugh like some shit until i tauhued and sat down on the escalator step behind me.
then she said if i go and sit on the escalator step when her ahgong is there, he'll scold me.
then i was like: why? cause dirty ah?
qian: no cos he also wanna sit then he'll say you take up too much space.
HAHAHAHAHHAA!!

then i told her about how last time when i was a kid, i was damn racist.
there was this time i was in the lift with my ahgong when i was 5 or smth, then later this indian guy came into the lift.
i pointed at him and said to my ahgong with a poker face: ahgong, ahpunehneh.
and my ahgong got damn scared and he was saying like 'sorry sorry, she dunno' to the guy.
haha.

so i told qian, i bet if her ahgong was my ahgong, then i say that he'll like: eh why you say i wanted to say that first!
haha, her ahgong sucks lah.

anyway then later she told us that he likes to use raffia string to tie his pants.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH raffia string!!!
like even if her mum buys him belts all the time, he will still use his trusty raffia string as a belt.

cannot take it, super funny.

oh and yesterday, stayed up late to watch heroes.
whoo.

hiro nakamura is damn funny.
"hello! new york! britney spears!"
whahaha. and teleporting into the girls bathroom.
i like how he's the only one's who's freaking excited that he has powers.
like the totally euphoric go-around-screaming kind, and doesnt even care when no one believes him, or make fun of him, simply because he's certain himself.
if i found out i had powers i'd react just like that can. bwahha.

i like isaac too cos he's a damn amazing artist.
and also a comic book artist.
i wanna be one remember!! actually i wanna be a comic strip artist, but it's the same.
oh and except isaac's one of the 'damn scared he has powers' people, but whatever, artists are supposedly emo, so he has an excuse.

anyway, nicole was watching over at alethea's house, and actually i wanted to watch at someone's house too but mum doesnt let me sleepover at people's houses whose parents she doesnt know, so i didnt even bother asking and i stayed at home watching BY MYSELF. -_-
[mum just said maybe they can come over next week. yay.]

okok, anw, so i told them to leave a space on the couch and pretend im there watching with them.
and i was msging nicole during the ads and stuff.
and at the part where the woman was in the house with the scary music then some guy came and grabbed her, i got a shock and yelled, so i msged nicole 'Augh!!' to let them really feel my presence there with them.

ok bye i have been wasting my whole day away and its becoming a chore to post this so yah, i'll rather waste my time sitting around doing nothing.
NETTE START DOING SOME STUPID HOMEWORK WILL YOU.

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Sunday, November 11, 2007 11:13 AM

good morning starshine! the earth says hello!

willy wonka said that.
love him.

so anyway, guess what, this morning, i woke up early so i could go to church so sharm could teach me maths.
so proud of myself.
HAHA! look at all you losers, sleeping in on sunday morning where i, annette lee, go do maths.
i win.

ok nerd juice, nerd juice.
spilled out of my brain again.

thanks sharmaine, go win for team singapore ah!

anyway, hahahahah.
just now when i was waiting for the bus this damn cute ahma, she sit next to me at the bus stop and she was carrying a barbie bag.
couldnt take it, i go take picture.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA funny right!!!!!!
haha she's so cute, i think i'll buy MY ahma barbie bag for her birthday.

and see what i mean when i say i regret taking picture or swordfish pants guy!!!!

and i am becoming an expert on sneaky picture taking.
like, i should start considering being a PI.

nah, i think i wanna be a comic strip artist when i grow up.
i used to call it a comic stripper.

but anyway after maths, i wanted to find royston to buy me ice cream, but he wasnt there, so i went home instead, when sharmaine left to fetch her sister.

and oukay.
me and joseph have vowed to never come to camp comm meeting on time.
because 330 never means 330, and it sucked because i was the first there yesterday, then nobody else was there and kaifeng wouldnt even pick up the phone, so i started calling people frantically until i saw joseph walking downstairs.
and i was like YES IM NOT ALONE.
time, 330.
330, only 2 people! and not even the camp commander's there. haha.

so he came up and we waited for eternity until we saw david walking, from the gate side.
time 340.
ok that's not eternity actually, but haha.
then we thought he'd turn right and walk towards the lift but then he turned the other way.
to go buy drink from vending machine.

and i was like saying to joseph: late already still can go and buy drink!! and we???
hahaa so we said ah, next time, if kaifeng say meeting at 330, we'll just leave at 330 or smth.

haha, quite loser i know, but!!

ok i have work to do, bye.

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Wednesday, November 07, 2007 9:05 PM

(8)join a boyband join a boyband join a boyband join a boyband join a boyband join a boyband join a boyband join a boyband(8)
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ohmymamma ohmymama zeh is listening to stupid son of dork on the other comp 3m away, and THAT was what i am hearing for the last ten million seconds.
supposedly the ending fade-out of the song.
and i need to blog this, cos this is the first time i actually talked to the people in a song, which shows how much it drove me insane.

you see after the 445745th 'join a boyband' i went: SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!
and the son of dork people decided to be oblivious to my growl and contemptuously continue singing.
which i then realised they bloody cant hear me cos it is a recording.

whatever it has stopped.
most annoying thing ever.
the joinaboybandjoinaboybands made me wanna grab off my eyelashes.

so anyway, i realised yesterday i didnt say anything about yesterday so i better.
cos it was kind of cool.

firstly, i wanna say, i like mr ang cos he can tahan my nonsense.

i shall go on with the story now, and come back to this point later.
WHAHA.

so anyway, i went to extra lesson yesterday and when we reached school we stopped outside the theaterette so valerie could call kaywei.
then suddenly my left eye itchy so i rub.
rub, then suddenly it felt kind of blurry, but i was thinking like 'nah i think the contact lens just not in the right position'
so val call finish already so we continued walking
BUT THEN,
i tried reblinking and it still wouldnt clearify!!
and i closed my right eye, and my left eye was completely blur and i was like: CRAP IT DROPPED OUT.

i was freaking horrified, and by the time me and val turned around to the theatrette, we witnessed this entire stampede of a class swarming into the theatrette.
and i felt something flip in my stomach.

so after they had gone in, we went to check the floor and there was mr left contact, trampled, and shrivelled, and dead as can be.
so of course, cannot wear lah!

so i went into class, and it was mr ang's lesson.
i sat through 2 minutes of chem copying and i was like 'no way, it is too blur and stupidly annoying my face off'
so i started to cover my left eye with my left hand but it got tedious and annoying as well, and suddenly i saw the packet of paseo tissue that hannah gave me, on my table.
and a light bulb appeared above my head, and it self-ignited.

then it disappeared lah.

so i took the tissue, positioned it on my eye and i was like: loke, you have scotch tape?
hannah: oh oh are you going to paste that on your eye?
me: yah.
'nonono,' said hannah, and suggesting it was embarrassing.

BUT OH LUCK WAS ON MY SIDE,
i looked at my pencil box and there, sitting in it was a roll of clarice sticker tape.
ok, the clarice sticker tape is freaking ugly, which is the exact reason i brought it to school, because it is hideously hilarious.
so i took it out and hannah saw me taking it out and she know and she went: hahahahahha no annette!!

but i was invincible and i borrowed a scissors from zhen na, cut a long strip , and pasted the tissue over my eye, making a make shift eye patch.
hannah loke started laughing like some idiot, which cause mr ang to turn around from the writing of the stuff of the board and he went 'annette..'
and he turned back.
like that was it lah! he's so cool. if it was some other teacher, like val suggested ms chin, she'll throw me out of the class for doing that what!

so anyway, i was happy cos now i could see clearly cos my blur eye is blocked out, although i can only see HALF the world.

and hannah was still laughing so she said: annette turn around and show the class.
[both of us sit at the front row]

so i turned around, and the whole class started laughing like some shit lah.
OH and mr ang also never scold!
see, we all laugh like that so noisy he also never scold just 'SHH' us.
and caroline was like: yianiette, you pierate?

so hannah was like: annette after school i wanna take picture with you.
and i was like: ok haha! aiyah hannah you see all i have to do is stick a tissue on my eye with sticker tape and i become a celebrity.
hannah: nono not really!

i show you the photo, just now my sister on the comp she laughed like mad.

i damn suck, i think i have no shame.
i think i am subconsciously learning from the chaser.

oh and speaking of the mr ang 'SHH' thing, i tell you he says SHH like ten million times in one class. and its like he doesnt even realise it, cos he fits them nicely into his sentences,
e.g.: girls, SH, what is the materials needed to be put in a blast furnace SH?

so yesterday, i couldnt take it after he said a really humongous SH!
and i said: mr ang i think you are super poor thing to teach our class cos you say SH like every ten seconds.
mr ang: nono, ok listen SH--
[hahaha class laughs]

haha thought of monday, me and dionne went for lunch after school cos we had 1 and a half hrs before choir, and we were queuing at long john's when we talked about this so we tried to talk in the mr and SH language.
like i'll go: so dionne SH, what SH, you want to eat SH?

hahaha.
oh i need to say something about that day at ps, cos we went to spotlight so dionne could buy yarn, and outside there was this guy and he was wearing swordfish pajamas pants!!
if it wasnt pajama pants, the material is damn that, and you really shouldnt be wearing it in public.
dionne was like: i wouldnt even wear it at home lah!

hahaha, it was super hawaiian, like splats of blue[water] and orange[sky], with a silver swordfish stuck in the middle, indicating that its jumping out of the water.
the colour damn striking right!!!
i was laughing there lah, on the spot, and dionne was just plain grimacing.
pants were filled with ugly swordfishes can die, i regret not taking picture.

then today, me and dionne suddenly thought of it
and she said: i think he bought it from some like china supermarket.
me: haha supermarket!!
dionne: yah like you know like carrefour kind, sell everything
me: OHOH, maybe it isnt even the carrefour kind, it's like he buy the fish, then it came free cos they promoting new swordfish.

hahahaha.

and oh my mama i just got a msg, i need to shit now i cant write what it says but i just need to say GOD ANSWERS PRAYERS AND I AM LIVING PROOF.
whoo!

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Tuesday, November 06, 2007 8:07 PM

"Go play in a microwave Susie, we're busy."

"Reality continues to ruin my life."

"I won't eat any cereal that doesn't turn the milk purple."

"That's the difference between me and the rest of the world! Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!"

"As a math atheist, I should be excused from this."

"What's the point of wearing your favorite rocketship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em?"

guess who said all that guess who guess WHO.
CALVIN!!!!!!
[Edit: if you dont know who calvin is, try looking at my blogskin and find a boy who's making 6 silly faces on the screen.]
calvin's a genius, i wish he was real.
except like he once said, he's a misunderstood genius.

cos no one think's he's one.

ANYWAY SPEAKING OF ROCKETSHIP UNDERWEAR,

i remember when i was a kid, i had 'days of the week underwear'.
hahaha. then there was this time in k2 or something, when we were having spelling, and the word was 'wednesday', and i forgot how to spell!

so i flipped my skirt up to check the spelling on my underwear.

just so you know, that spelling day was a wednesday, and when i was a kid i was ridiculously anal about this, like i MUST wear monday underwear on monday and i MUST wear wednesday underwear on wednesday.

[Edit: valerie just called me a PANTY CHECKER. hahahahahah!]

and i used to to tell mum to buy me rocketship underwear and ocean creatures underwear too, but mum wouldnt buy for me.
i think she said something like it was for boys.
i think i threw a fit, but that's not the point.

but i'm quite glad she didnt, because when i grew up i came to that same realisation as calvin did.
no one's freaking gonna see your underwear lah.

i dont even know why underwear was such a huge deal when we were a kids.

OH, but then mum bought me a rocketship bedsheet set to make me happy.
it's awesome, except my maid doesnt match the bedsheet sets, so i have rocketship stuff all over the place.
like i'll have a teddy bear pillow, a stars bedsheet, a rocketship blanket, and say, a circus bolster.
it's quite ugly, i liked it better 2 years ago when i didnt have a maid and i changed my own bedsheets, and always matched everything perfectly.

i told hannah i think, someone, that i'm gonna name my son calvin.
before that i was saying my son's name's gonna be lionel cos i like that name, but fine now i'll have TWO sons and they'll be called lionel and calvin.
whoo.

big cheryl lent me 'the authoritative calvin and hobbes' at church on sunday, thanks cheryl!
i was so excited, but i cant buy a stupid calvin and hobbes book, it's too expensive, cheryl lee told me one's like $30+
SIAO AH.
ripoff artists.

anyway, sunday was fun.
i should post about sunday.

normally i dont go on sundays cos my cell's on saturday, but i went to promote junior camp.
we played captain's ball with the p6s.
haha like the p6s were rather violent it's quite funny, and this boy, me ang grace we were laughing at him cos he'll like growl everytime he catches the ball.
it's like, *catch* AGRRGGHHH!!

oh but towards the end, of the 1115 p6s, then we were playing and joseph and i were winning, our group, then suddenly joseph accidentally knocked a p6 with the ball, and kaifeng sent him off.
haha. quite unfair actually, like kenneth mah was saying he bully girls, but it's called his own team people.
then he looked freaking guilty, and i was thinking it was just an accident, and it didnt hurt the girl that much anyway.

but it was fun!! and we also still won.
WHAHA.
and we had fruitpluses.

oh and on sunday, royston promised me to treat me to island creamery, i think i shall just buy 2 scoops, later he broke.
i cant wait to go there again, i wanna draw another picture and paste it on the wall too.
if one day a bomb drop on singapore and blows up island creamery, i will scream.
i will scream and cry you know, because my ice-cream is dead and also partly cos my picture is pulverised.
haha i know you are thinking that i suck right, when you read the picture part.
but oh well you wont get it, i think only art people will understand me if they read this.
i think when we create a drawing, it is meant to be left on this earth.
whether it is a gift, or if i sell my art.
it is meant to be KEPT.
oh and appreciated.

even if i keep my own drawing, and i self-appreciate it.
so if i draw something for you and you throw it away, it is like slicing a small cube of my heart and feeding it to pigs.

OUKAY annette you are talking rubbishhhhhh.

Edit: i forgot this part of my sunday no wonder i had that i-know-i-forgot-something-but-i-just-cant-rmb-what feeling!!
so anyway, sunday evening, papa me and zeh went to thomsom plaza, and i met haoyee.
HAHHAA.

you know what was so funny, cos when haoyee met us, with her father, i was fighting with papa lah!
like not real fighting, just scolding each other HARMLESSLY.
we everytime dont mean it one.
cos we were at the florist and looking at stuff, then papa's walking stick go and giap my foot lah.
me: OWWW!!!
papa: aiyah, dont overreact lah! i dont believe so pain.
me: *going to rebuke but then haoyee taps me*

haha then i looked at haoyee and said HII!! but i straight away turned back to papa, determined to finish the fight and i said: papa really very pain, i'm not overreacting, i try, i giap your leg!
papa: okok.
then i said hi to her dad and talked to her.
felt quite bad cos i dunno the whole thing was all confusing, made her wait there while i finished a fight, and the next day at school i was like 'haoyee you meet me damn bad timing lah!! hahaha'

oh and my sister controlling her laughter when we met hao, cos she once said haoyee looks like a fishball, and now she see her in person.
haoyee you are so cute!

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Monday, November 05, 2007 8:19 PM

ok my aunt just called to look for my ahma, and when i told her that ahma's in the toilet, she said ok and before i could say 'yah you call her later BYE' she went: so you now jc already ah?
and i answered her, she began asking me about stupid stuff, and telling me to be a doctor cos i take bio and open my clinic.
i wanted to have my dinner but she wouldnt shut her gap, which was weird that she randomly asked me that anyway cos i am not close to her.
but then i kept telling her i dont wanna be doctor and blahblah she put down.

ok do i seem relatively bad to my aunt when you read that?
well then i shant lie.
i dont like my aunt.
none of us do, even my ahma.

she's a money-faced moneygrubbing scrooge actually.
she spends her money on stupid beauty stuff, and when my ahma needed a maid, she didnt contribute a cent, claiming she had no money.
which she obviously has, despite being a teacher, i am sure you can chip a little bit in.
and when ahma goes to the hospital if she fall down or smth, she doesnt chip in either.
AND SHE WONT EVEN VISIT.
and she doesnt even give ahma a single cent of her salary either.
UNFILLIAL NEHNEH POK!!!

and the only reason she ever comes our house is when she wants to get something like old clothes from mummy.

oh and then come and eat our food.

and when she comes, which is about anually, she'll bring like some junk like a few defected ornaments and give it us.
and i will be like, what am i your dustbin its useless.
once she gave me some $1 plastic flower bouquet, you know those small ones.
yah she came in september so gee, i wouldnt have guessed that it was a recycled teacher's day present.
cos i think she come then she must suck up a bit, and give us present.
but you are so bloody insincere you dont even buy me a nice present you give me the stuff you wanna discard so you just throw it on me and hey what do you know you not only get rid of it, you give me a present without having to spend a single cent.

see what a scrooge she is??

and my other uncles and other aunt, they all have worse jobs than her and are kind of poor but guess what?
THEY chipped in for the maid, THEY paid for medical bills, THEY BOTHER TO VISIT.
if they can, you confirm have the money.
and, one of my uncles, when he comes our house, he'll buy me ice-cream. not nice expensive one, the cheapo kind $1.60 kind, but it's sincere at least and he bothers to SPEND.
you? give me your junk.
oh all of them give me birthday money too except for her.
AND SHE'S OBVIOUSLY A HUNDRED TIMES RICHER THAN THEM.
ugh i hate her.

and when she eats our food, i sit there and grimace ok.
i sneer i scorn i burn with indignation.
you dont wanna give your own mother any money you dare to come into her house and still eat her food?????!!!!
ahma isnt working, you are, i am glad you havent been here in more than a year now, i think the next time i'd charge you for every grain of rice you consume on our home ground.

OHOH and, the thing about it is, when she calls, my ahma tries her best to tell us to tell her that she's in the toilet.
or sometimes she'll just take the phone from me with a big sigh,
but most of her time, my aunt's timing is horrible so ahma will be in the toilet and we wont have to lie.
HA,HA, too bad for you.

AND GUESS STUPID WHAT.
ok back to the beginning, where i say i am going to 'you call ahma back later'
yah i need to quickly say that otherwise she'll go: tell ahma to call me.
which she did just now, after her long self-engaging conversation.
but even if i beat her and say first, she will still 'nono you tell ahma to call ME.'

even spend some extra money to call your mum also cannot SHE must call you so you pay less for incoming.
but guess what, everytime that happens, ahma will never call you back.
if you havent already realised all this while.

i will just tell ahma to call you, just for the sake of telling, and she will say ok, JUST FOR THE SAKE OF SAYING OK.
see, ahma is sitting happily in front of the tv now NOT calling you back hahahahah!!!!
oh but my aunt wont call back no matter how long she's waited for ahma cos she still dont want to pay.

no wonder you're 45 and still not married.
from the way i see it cos you're so gross, you never will.
and when you're old and you have cancer i'm not gonna pay for your chemotherapy.

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ok i just saw that advertiser who came to spam my blog.
they should just go stupid away.

HAHA thought of something you know, there was once this person came and told me to go to his shop website and addressed me as 'ann'.
ANN.
i slap people who call me ann you know.
it is freaking gross.
you must have saw my name and decided to call me a something really affectionate like ann but guess what when we have never even met.
and you are wrong cos my friends call me nette.
HAH loser!!

these people think they're so smart, go tag people to advertise. yah so smart right, FREE some more.
i will never click it you boneheads i never will.

stupid advertising tag spammers.
is that what your job is called?

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Sunday, November 04, 2007 11:55 PM

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!
wait this just happened and i need to write this down.

"oh my i think that's the smelliest fart i ever farted in my life."
- papa.

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aiyah i am lazy to talk about friday already but, i shall.
but only the island creamery part.

so anyway, that day we went to the acsb concert nicole and i made a date to go there cos i've never been there.
[speaking of nicole, i thought of nicole mao and i miss her at church you havent gone in ages! i told heather to tell you to get your stinky ass to church next week. i hope she passed the message. whaha.]

so came friday and i was so excited for lunch i only ate 2 nuggets and a packet of wangzaixiaomantou so i wont be too full for later.
no actually, i didnt wanna be too full for choir also cos i'll feel like sleeping during practice.
which sucks cos it happened to me before, then i'll just like sort of trip and almost fall to the ground cos my eyes involutarily close.
it is super embarrassing, but at the same time damn funny, like if i were some third person i will just stand there and laugh at me.

so choir ended and oh alethea came with us and we had macs first. like just one burger.
i tell you. macs is loserish cos they are shrinking their burgers forever.
their fillet-o-fish is the ultimate, it is the size of hammie now i tell you.
no ham's brain.

but anyway i dont like macdonalds food their burgers are mediocre and they are stinking ripoff artists anyway.
one stupid bottle of water there is 2 bucks, same as water in cinema.
am i even watching a movie in your macdonalds? NO so stop selling me mini packets of apple juice at $1.50.
hate macdonalds.
i hate even more how i HAVE to go there all the time because my friends drag me there.
and in this case, it's cos it's already the cheapest since the other places around serene centre are like japanese restaurants and steak houses.

you know how gross it is, to go someplace you hate with a passion all the time and give them your money when you so do not freaking want to!!!
give them my money you know!!!!

oh and i only like macs breakfast,
and kfc=puke,
and burger king= smellier puke,
and the only fast food i like is long john's.
whoo go them.

so anyway, after that it was island creamary time!
i ordered teh tarik and cookies and cream, which was the freaking nice.

and after that we went to the corner at the back of the shop, which is pure NIRVANA i tell you.
and there's a island creamery guitar there where you can serenade me,
and crayons and paper where kids and annette can leave drawings on the walls.
and at the side are ten million photographs.

hahaha you know those kind of like furniture/home decoration magazines, nowadays they dont just plainly take the room, they will take with like a model there, yah yah i did it.
look at my artistic shot of the nirvana corner, with nicole gladly being my model.
and haha the guitar's with alethea.
she was playing when this picture was shot.
oh and when she took it away she happily replaced the guitar with her tennis racket so there it is in the picture.

and i am serious k i sat there on the floor there next to nicole and i was like i could stay here forever.

and here we are taking a photo with the ten million other photos behind us.
another artistic shot by annette, you know the photo in a photo thing.
WHAHA.
ok annette shut up.

and here's the best part.
ARE YOU READY!!!!
I...

...drew a picture and stuck it to the wall.

and if you cant see the blue thing i pointed to my mouth, it says 'my drool'.
and i know, it is super awesome.

next time i go there i want to take picture and paste leh.
i shall go develop in like 16R size and paste it over other people's photos, and be the biggest face there.
bwaahhahaa.

ok off i go now then, i'll end the post with this very appropriate picture.

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Friday, November 02, 2007 10:38 PM

today me and hannah gave dionne her birthday present.
hannah the genius.
here's why.
last night, i was buying and deciding with hannah on the phone.
so we decided right, i buy, she bring wrapping paper.

then she came to school and i was gonna faster wrap and she DIDNT BRING SCOTCH TAPE.
hahaha then i was like: hannah, i ask you to bring wrapping paper, whats the use if you never bring scotch tape???

then we started laughing like idiots outside the class where we were, to wrap without dionne seeing.
at the glaring tragedy.

then suddenly hannah: *points behind me at the corridor* OH NO ang kai jie come already!
and i was like: how how
and she said just crush all the stuff into the paper
so we put everything inside and crushed it into a ball and i ran into class and THREW the ball at dionne who wasnt looking so she got this great big shock.
wahaa.

so anyway, one of the stuff we bought for dionne is some jap sweet which i got so amused by when i saw. ok i go find a picture.

LOOK LOOK. damn cool right it's this smartie like thing, with a sugar coating and chocolate, except it's hollow inside but guess WHAT THERE IS A GUMMY BEAR HEAD INSIDE.
what a wonderful surprise. it is like kindersurprise, except you can eat it.
ooh cant take it that is super cool.

then ah, you know what's the full name of it? it's 'cosmic big bear choco gummy'.
then in the card i wrote for dionne i was saying that's like the longest sweet name ever lah!
haha then she said ah.
wait next time on her deathbed then she wanna eat this for her last meal then she like: annette i wanna eat 'cosmic big--'
THEN SHE DIE.
why?? cos the name too long havent say finish she die.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAA.

oh anw, i took quite long to find that picture cos it's super copyrighted like you can only find it from the company's website.
and guess what, jap products always have screwed up translations. then for the sweet description they wrote:
Gummi bears have are now tastier than ever.
An exquisite chocolate and fruit gummi harmony.

hahaha. damn loser. it is damn funny how they used the word harmony.
and still try to act cheem with words like 'exquisite'.

ok i think i need to sleep before mum comes here with a broom.
or with nothing but her temper, which is worse cos if she came here with a broom i can at least try to grab it from her and whack her with it and put her back in bed and she'll be able to wake up tmr without remembering anything.

whatever lah i shall come back tmr to post about today, like school then island creamary. =D

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