aiyah, i thought i'd posted everything that happened during june hols alr, but havent, i forgot about..
FATHER'S DAY!
haha.
my sister wearing my dad's specs. HAHAHA omg damn funny.
ok no time for more.
i have a chock dad!
nette posted it up.
Sunday, July 13, 2008 11:53 PM
EXPRESS YOURSELF DAY. 4 JUL 08. [btw cos i dionne havent uploaded choir farewell pics i am going to do this first, then choir farewell another day, and forgetting chronology.] and i am posting up the damnnnnn freaking ugly pictures of myself alr cos after grace put up on her blog i dont care alr haha.
AND.... i am lazy to type alr.
so anyway, 4P came to school in like bathrobes and towels. the theme was girl power[a bit ???] so we like linked it in the, boys are smelly way i think. haha. ok that laughter was so forced but you wouldnt even know cos its typed.
random classmates at the start of the day i think. haha i super have something against nail polish, i havent put on since like 8 years i think. cos really ah, damn smelly plus waste time putting on plus waste time cleaning away.
wah, chiobus. swimming bathrobe+auntie bathrobe. caroline is damn funny she like put curlers in her hair, she wore hotel slippers, and drew eyebags with makeup! ahhhha, at the start of the day she had porepack on her nose HAHAHAH. and it was upside down.
crazy coolness.
HAHA deeyon.
then we had archery. explains the armguard, caroline wahlaozsxzzz, and anw i look weird here.
mau looks wonky here.
i should photoshop both upstairs and downstairs pictures of us tgt, the unwonky ones of us. ...and get caroline out. buaha.
shingshing had an awesome time taking many pictures of me and i had fun doing shitty faces for her. the only unshitty face, i guess mau decided to save my nonexistant reputation by posting this only and none of the others. HAHA.
then ms koh came! i love her. i want her to teach me chem. not dexter!
at last period, like every class had to send rep to go show your costume, and actually we sent caroline, but she asked me to go with her. HAHA. the video.
http://video.xanga.com/firefly_f/fbca4803824/video.html?rewrite=true courtesy of korwoong.
and i regret not taking picture with afro hair kaywei!!! :( i like half of the day siandiaoed alr didnt bother taking pictures.
and like the teachers came in their old school uniforms AUGHH damn cute! HAHAHAHA,
then after school we had a watergun WAR. kw getting ready her ammuneetion!
xiao qiang VS da qiang ie. me ps zn hsinhsin chan jedi VS dionne and kw
drenchhhhed!
4P the hilarious!!! LOVE YOU GUYS!
and that is it i am off to unwaste my life.
nette posted it up.
if you're like manager of ALANO or some ahlian clothing line, i assure you you'll be calling up your brand new model as you browse through the next couple of pictures. HAHA.
on one of the last days of june hols, i went to qian's house. we made pancakes, and played sailormoon fighting game, and watched youtube. but i was super sian diao that day though cos i did art like hell the day before and i was exhausted. felt quite bad cos i was in her aircon room and i super wanted to sleep.
but anyway! HAHA. cos on qian's birthday, i gave her this damn funny ahlian shirt, and it was complete with crappy senseless english printed on it, -3487 colour combination, and -908382 fashion architecture! exciting!!!!
[oh i would like to thank valerie loh jia qi for accompanying me into this fashion to buy this, rationalising with me while i sell out, and laughing at it like hell with me at it in the shop. and at the shirt with the ahlian zilianzhao printed on it too.]
so! i made qian wear for me. HAHAHA damn funny.
at first, qian was wearing her loser rubber band and it was too cool to be ahlianish. so i asked her to take out, plus must tweezzsxsxszx.
then, BAAAHAHAHAHHAAH.
omg MAY YOU LIVE ALL THE DAYS OF YOUR LIFE. its freakin missing like a superlative. hahaha and in the middle of the A is an APPLE. so anti climax it's awesome. plus the dots and the apple are all like glitter blotches hahaha.
but anyway, i think you need to see it in person for it to be funnier, like i dunno why my loser camera didnt get the rounded collar properly, that parts like super hilarious.
UGLY IS THE NEW FUNNY.
nette posted it up.
Sunday, July 06, 2008 10:42 PM
People leap into express trains. But they no longer know what they're looking for. So they get agitated and go round in circles.
It's not worth the trouble.
i know, it's been a LOOONG LONG LONGANNISH while since i appeared here, didnt wanna start off with the usual 'wahlao havent updated in damn long'. it's like, my welcome back and start off that way, ugly.
anw went to someone else's blog and her birthday like just ended. i scrolled down to the dates where her birthday was coming up and she was saying about it. posting her wishlist, yelling to the nonexistant readers of her blog the day of her birthday. wahlao hate it when people decide to announce the arrival of their birthdays on their blogs. disgusting in a bowl.
but anyway i havent blogged since june so i will just say about loser june hols now. it wasnt very interesting. everyday do art only.
Edit: first day of hols, after chinese Os i went to study with charlotte and peishi. i remembered that day, first and last day i touched homework.
haha one of the days i met ian for lunch opp our school market. then later cos i bought food for the art peeps, carry a lot of things, ian help me carry and when we reached the school gate, i like turned around to take back the plastic bags of stuff... HAZZY WAZZY was like behind us! GASPZSXZXZSXZZZ! [hahaha. just said that to jowell. i was saying how in jr camp he used to f word in front of me and i GASPZSXZXSZXZZZ him.]
so anw, at that moment i looked up wah, she was staring at me damn maliciously with eyes that were burning like black coals HAHA and she was walking towards me and i was like 'SHIT MY VICE PRINCIPAL' and ian was like 'ah just take and run' so i took and i RANNNN into the school like a crazy kia, right till i reached the safe confines of my beloved art room.
like, i was in house shirt and fbt, with unseen black socks and some loser guy and about to bring 3 packets of food and drinks into school.
damn happy i escaped her. HAHA IAN HO IS AN ABUSIVE POTENTIAL BOYFRIEND WHO WOULD PUNCH HIS GIRLFRIEND, BUT NOT OTHER GIRLS.
ok, so ah everyday do art. show you. meet chloe and joel! my best friends for like most of the june holidays when i was being an art geek. and for the most part i was being an art geek so you can imagine how much quality time i spent with them loh, like i think even more than average human beings.
ok excluding my art girls who saw my face everyday and never got sick of it I LOVE SO MUCH YOU FUNNEH LADIES. XD
but yah other than that it was social life -39485345.
and i took that pic with a shitty phone camera off a loser laptop thats why so blur. like last week only actually, off photoshop. i dont wanna show you unedited clear one, got ugly patch of dirt on the floor. ah, the wonders of photoshop. turns shit into flowers.
so back to the point of doing nth but art. i think i went semi crazy. cos my table had like ant infestation cos my loser mum ate in the room. i was drawing halfway i went to catch 2! HAHA. wah lamest picture of the century. and they are alive leh. ah i still rmb at the start of sec3 me and dionne caught a huge ant from the basketball court, and i named him jimmy. wah those were the days man, where i captured ants without possibly being mentally challenged. anw, i think like the first time i went online during the june hols caroline talked to me on msn and wahlao like she totally made my day ah! i laughed like hell. freakin honestly never knew that webcams could work one way, damn amazed when she told me. THEN! hahahahah she was like making ugly faces and pausing for me ah damn funny. show you one. BAAAHAHAHHAHA.
my sis walked past halfway, she thought caroline was some internet perv. like plus caroline had her hair all up, wearing baggy shirt, look like boyboy.
ok i shall continue updating of the unupdated in the next post another day! bye!
