Go play in a microwave, Susie.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007 8:34 PM

ok life is as hellish as it can get right now.
why? cos

1) mdm nur just told us we WILL have art exam but the theme will only be given 3 weeks before the exam so time spent on prep will just viciously eat into time for studying for other subjects.

2) i just sprained my right thumb. i'm typing without a right thumb. i'm right handed. and it hurts.

3) i'm not studying. ugh. i realise when i set my mind on doing something, i end up involving myself in something else just when it even crosses my mind to do it, in this case, study. its like some natural switch in my brain to divert my attention just when i want to do it. maybe its fear of not being able to do it properly. it's when i choose not to care about something that i end up doing it.

4) my da yi ma come today.

5) i hope i bleed to death.

why like that ar! you tell me!
ok art sucks right now already cos we're still stuck on doing an installation.
in which everyone's is half done.
and next week, we have to go fly the kite we painted during the mentorship programme in july.
there it is..

me debbie and eryu did it.
i actually DO want to fly it, but this is just BAD TIMING!
actually everything seems to be synonymous with bad timing at the moment.
i'm feeling so stressed right now and there you want me to put on a mask of glee and freedom and gambol on grass while blithely flying a kite?
for the first time, i dont want to do something i like to do but yet i'm forced into it.

i'll be missing camp comm meeting.
quite stupid to say "oh i'm sorry i cant go for camp comm meeting i need to go fly a kite!"

and it sucks i just woke up at 830.
read a book and accidentally fell asleep at like 6.

okok UGH.
i wish i took physics so i can build like this device that can be implanted into my brain so I GET JOLTED BACK TO INSOMNOLENCE THE FIRST 5 SECONDS I KEEP MY EYES CLOSED!
but even if i took physics i really shouldnt make it cos it'll further deprive me of sleep and cause me to not study for physics ironically, because i was applying it.

the best solution.
i wish i lived in a cave.
that has nothing to do with the sleeping. but at least i'll be able to concentrate my house is noise hell.

right now my ahma is outside in the living room watching star search at maximum volume.
the theme song replays everytime they break or return from the break of commercials.
its annoying me.
and during the performances, from what i hear from here, the contestants are loserific.
i think star search can be the worst show ever.
no all local shows are horrible.

the noise from the estate is also damn loud all the time.
i never get peace in this house.
even when i try to study in the toilet, i can hear the sound of the shit dropping through the pipes from the upstairs neighbour.

okok.
so my point is that i have decided.
i'm gonna move into A CAVE.
i'll pack nothing but study material and panda biscuits and a bar of soap.
oh and a table light.

maybe sometimes i'll wake up covered in bat poop because the bats leave the cave at night.
but maybe on days when i'm lucky i wont get 'shot' when they fly over me.
or at least just a few drops of shit lah.
but then cannot everyday i'll go to school smelling like bat poop.
and ravin will be like 'okay i said it stinks!'
and hannah will laugh at the stinkyness of the bat poop. for no reason.

okok i digressed.
anw. i'll get the peace and actually study.
then i'll actually fill my brain with educational information that will turn me into a wonderful wooden block instead of this piece of rubbish i currently am.
i think my brain is 90% rubbish and 5% proper information and 5% kosongness.

no actually i think the rubbish and the real information are having a battle in my brain right now and the rubbish are winning by numbers.
the rubbishians in my brain also think they are much cooler than the nerdy infoians and are eliminating them by the never failing power of deprecation.
thus the rubbish in my brain is flourishing, whereas the real information is depleting.

it's a bit like this:
infoian: *babbles nerd crap*
rubbishian: you are a tauhu. so weak, everyday only memorise maths formula.
infoian: well, you are a pathetic chunk of brawn with no brain.
rubbishian: WAH LAO YOU CALL ME A CHUNK OF BROWNIE! *gives infoian a wedgie and throws him into the dungeon of effacement aka the part of my brain that deletes stuff*

oh and to make things worse, rubbishians are imperishable in the dungeon of effacement.

this post has been 90% rubbish and 5% proper information and 5% kosongness.

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Thursday, August 23, 2007 10:16 PM

ok today an old lady ruined my day.
i was at the bus stop and after 15 minutes of waiting in vain for 53, some woman came up to me to ask about some post office under some bridge and asked me which bus to take.

then i 'serangoon have post office ar?' [not in a rude way. like in a clueless way.] then she went on and on about how it's near yio chu kang and how she's gonna get stranded and die at the serangoon bus stop if i dont get her there.

ok i made up the last part.
anw. she obviously didnt get me the first time i manifested my ignorance with that question and huh face. and if i dont know if serangoon have post office, i wont know one that's near yio chu kang right!

so after the aimless conversation, i said 'yah sorry..' and turned 45 degrees to my right to face the main road. and i 'THAT"S MY BU-'
too late. it drove past me.
every. 53. takes. like. 30 minutes. to. come.

i was dhfgnhrttttttfming on the inside but then never say
the old lady took 5 seconds to apologise and i smiled[constipatedly] and said its alright.

so to prevent myself from subconsciously chock slamming her, i walked to the next bus stop,
while calling ravin to vent my anger.
haha actually no lah. i go the next stop was to try and wait for a 45.
waited 15minutes.

all old people love me.
but i not necessarily love them all.

ok and something cool and random.
on monday or something, in the cedar newsletter, they said that you will die in 10 days if you dont get sleep, but in 30 days if you dont eat.
haha.

oh on tuesday. hannah lend me paper walls.
wait wait i need to post something.
here:

ok phone camera. equals blur.
it says:
i, annette lee an, pledge to take utmost tender loving care of hannah loke's cd: paper walls by yellowcard. i will also never insult any of yellowcard's band members ever again*. i will also promise to learn all of yellowcard's songs in the paper walls album so that i can sing along with hannah and be happy. i will also not make a single crease in the lyrics book of the cd paper walls. i will love yellowcard forever.
[my signature]

*because i said yellowcard ugly. i'm gonna say that again now cos i already borrowed the cd and it kinda doesnt matter.
buahaha.
haha k lah kiddin.

and i realise 'paper walls' repeats 3 times in the pledge. and 'yellowcard' four.
its rather not necessary!

oh and today. dionne and i were talking about lousy lyrics. and i said mcfly's lyrics are horrible but she said cos they yuong. then i said i dont think its age leoku damn old i bet his lyrics like typical canto kind not any better.

so we turned around to ask caroline.
me: caroline. what does leoku sing about?
caroline: oh he like to sing about playstation.
me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

then she said about one of his music videos where he's in a playstation game and he can shoot rockets out of his arm or something along that line and then he's like killing off enemies but then when he saw the girl he never shoot.
damn rubbish lah.
damn weird.
dionne likes him now that he sings about playstations.

i think switchfoot writes the best lyrics IN THE UNIVERSE.

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Thursday, August 16, 2007 7:56 PM

on monday me and valerie went to chem tuition and on the way there we came across at least 2349091 hell-note burning people.
i was dying lah can!
every 2m i walk ar. 5 of my nostril hairs die of fatigue because they were trying futilely to strangle the ash particles that entered my nose.
2m, 5 hairs, not worth it.

why? cos qi yue! it's annoy-annette month!

so i told valerie.
"one day i will run for president and when the world votes for me which they will, i will actually make use of those zor tang ugly patches of grass in random areas singapore. since they are so useless and there are so many of them, i'll just take one or two of them and put like 100 ash bins there. then all those people who believe in the hungry ghost festival can go there and burn paper to their hearts' content."

i think people could actually read this and get offended.
but think first k. I'M the one who's annoyed here.
and dont you think that's a great idea.
i think so.
haha whoo i just rock lah.

yah then later i think halfway i couldnt breathe and i died in the middle of a pathway where a pile of white ashes sat comfortably in front of me, obstructing the entire walkway.
[HELLO! you do not put a mountain of ashes in the middle of a path.]
yah so anyway i died and the ashes started to laugh their most sadistic chuckle while someone rode a bike over me and a meteorite dropped on me from the sky.
but i didnt feel any pain cos i was already dead.

hell note burners benefit from nothing and only
- cause pollution and global warming
- cut down more trees [for the manufacturing of their hell notes]
- make themselves look stupid [hahaha burning paper in the middle of the world.]
- waste money
- make asthmatic people have relapses
- whoo. the list goes on.
i have zero pros.

and i dont get the paper money/cars/prostitutes/servants/houses and whatever else thing.
i mean i didnt know they were so superficial down there.

and how do they spend the money?
do they have macdonalds or IKEA or theme parks in hell?
maybe. cos macdonalds has horrible food and it definitely deserves to be there.
and are those people you burn down for them like appear as real people there? or do they like end up as robots or rag dolls or something?

these are the questions that wear out my thinking cap.
maybe they just never considered that hell may not be that much fun.

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Sunday, August 12, 2007 9:55 PM

i kinda had a horrible day.

because since i had finished all my homework on saturday, today was study bio day.

but the number of bio i studied today was zero.

because when i took out my notebook i realised i had brought home the wrong book.

then i URURRHGHGHGH.

if the test was tomorrow i would have died of a panick attack.

but since i'm the best rationaliser in the world, i told myself that the test is on tuesday and i can crash on monday [even though knowing full well that i have tuition tomorrow until 7pm.]

i suck lah.

so i decided to not panick and ran along to play with my dolls.

ok no lah actually i went to do something else equally unproductive like

1) learning how to play 'two weeks from 20' by yellowcard on the guitar.

2) playing sudoku.

3) and uh. walking around the house aimlessly.

i really did that[3)] k.

cos i wanted to go downstairs to buy a drink cos zeh zeh wanted to also so she said she'll finish one question first.

so i thought that would be fast[ONE. question.] so i stupidly decided to wait.

so i started to walk around the house.

and i think about every 10 seconds or less i'll be like ''ZEH YOU DONE???!"

and she'll say 'wait wait wait'

in the end i spent about 20 minutes taking a personal tour around my own house.
all sisters lie.

oh and about 'lights and sounds', i know that was like last year yellowcard album.

but i anyway.
serene lent me[thanks serenee!] yesterday then i went home to listen and discovered my new found love for yellowcard cos i only know some songs from ocean avenue.

haha i think if i go to school tomorrow and tell hannah i kinda love yellowcard now she'll be like damn happy.

haha serene bought from china so they'll put the band name in both english and chinese on the cd so it was like: YELLOWCARD [and below it they wrote:] huang se ka pian.

HAHA.

oh and yesterday also.
royston tan xiao ming[ok i made up tan xiao ming] confirmed that he posed as aaron and tag my blog.

loser lah i tell you he's a ten year old trapped in a 23 year old's body.

haha. ok lah ok lah i meant five.
KIDDING.

actually he could have just denied it. haha.

because EVERYBODY.
i'm like the most guillible person on earth if you say 'no i didnt' to me like more than enough times.

and i realise i'm addicted to sudoku.

it's damn fun lah can.
i was doing internet sudoku which sucks cos
you cant write the candidate numbers on the top of the box
and sometimes you can accidentally type wrong number if you're using a sucky keyboard like mine
and when you wanna put in a number you need to look down and your focus goes POOF.

whoo i'm SUCH. A NERD.
beware.
i read too.
o_O.

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Thursday, August 09, 2007 10:12 PM

ok i just went to the toilet to innocently take a shit and when i came out of the toilet, 35 minutes had passed!!!!

ugghh..
ok i didnt shit for 45 minutes. actually i was done by like the tenth but because i brought in a newspaper to read while i shitted, i continued reading it for like the next half an hour despite my bowels being completely empty.

[ok first of all if you're like disgusted by my perfectly normal habit, i'd like to say that YOU DON'T READ WHEN YOU SHIT ONE MEH? cos if you dont you should. i think everyone should. shitting is a bloody waste of time. plus a whole lot of stink. you see. all you do is sit on the toilet bowl and 1) stare at the wall doing absolutely nothing and 2) kaeking your ass and 3) still having to endure the stink. all this is torture. if everyone didnt need to shit i think we'd have like an extra 47 days in our average life to spare. so anw. my point is please read something when you shit.]

so yah what i was reading? i was reading the 'here's to friendships' thing the nat day special. it was so cool.

like it made singapore suddenly so warm and nice.
like if this warmth of friendship in singapore was ever physical, the whole singapore, being already burning, would be like. a saba fish hotplate.

everyone talked about their best friend. there were like many funny ones like:

"i had constipation but she perspired over it more than me."

"when i wanted to copy homework, he stopped me and reminded me of the moral issues involved."

"once i fell down the stairs and she knelt down beside me so people would think nothing embarrassing happened."

hahaha.
the last one was quite cool.
but even though i kinda laughed at those, they were still really sweet.
the rest were damn sweet also can.
damn AWW.
i read until like. diabetes.

most of them were sent in by girl best friends.
but the few 2-guy-best-friends ones were one of the nicest.
you know.
cos guys are supposed to be very nyeh about saying nice stuff about of their best friends.

so yup.
i read that for 35 minutes.
i have zero idea how.
so sweet.

i need to go to the corner best friend shop to go buy me a best friend right now.
haha nah i have best friends already.
and i got them free.

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Monday, August 06, 2007 10:53 PM

ok wait i need to pee.

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Saturday, August 04, 2007 1:47 PM

ohhhhhh my mama!
ok i just spent the last like 10 minutes. sitting on my dining table finishing half a bowl of ikan bilis. [ok it was a huge bowl. bigger than your head.]
sucks lah.

ok thats because i was SUPPOSED to have my lunch at 12pm. but for some reason, it's 1:47 now and my maid is still havent cook finish my nasi lemak!
so at 130, i felt a few of my stomach cells turning cannibalistic and i couldnt take it anymore and just went to the dining table.
dunno why.
maybe i thought i could wang mei zhi ke.

but there was actual food!
actually the only thing there was ikan bilis [uuughhhh i cant spell ikan bilis i keep spelling it as ikan biblis. ok obviously starvation leads to irritability.]
anw so what i do? sit there. and eat.

i ate so much i think i could barf now.
like i'll never eat another ikan bilis in my life again.
no in fact i think i ate so much my pancreatic juice has more fishes swimming in it than the great barrier reef.
i suck lah.
dont eat can die.
eat already, still can die.

damn loser leh, i starve damn easily. like i think one hour of starvation to me is like i dunno 3 days?
which means if i ever get shipwrecked on an island, i'll probably just die within the first 2 and a half hrs cos the human threshold for going without food is like 7 days.
and then everyone else will be so happy i died cos they'[ll have to find food for one less person.
oh and they can eat me.

omg YES! my food's ready!
and yah.
this is why i thank God for every meal.
ohoh and also why i wanna marry a chef next time. =D

ps. i think i'll start tagging back at my tagborad. to all those people i never reply back at their blog. quite a lot on my tagboard so whatever. here goes.
okok YIET.

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