Sunday, March 30, 2008 10:43 PM
KARINA CAME BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edit again: this is for qian.
baby me looking like jj.
whahahah.
anw cos saturday was mao's birthday.
and she loves jj to the max ah, and i remember i told her about this picture of me when i was a baby looking like him before, then i told her i'll give her for her birthday and i really did.
haha made her a card with this.
caroline and the other losers were laughing at it like siao.
gahahaha damn ugly, and the more i look the more i dont think look like already but i dunno, it was like 2 years ago zeh saw the photo and felt it looked like him then she went to scan gaaha.
and this is late but, HAPPY BIRTHDAY MERILYN!
oh and we went out for mao's birthday on saturday hahaha it was damn fun, embarrassing but fun. i looaig.
and i wanna say also that qian is a super good friend, whahaha you fall under the royston category also of too-nice-a-friend-i-need-to-punch-you-cos-no-one-should-be-this-nice-it's-mad.
haha, cos i went qian's house today and ate her dinner and i sort of forgot her parents havent eaten then after i ate like rather a lot she told me and i was like WHOOPS and i felt damn bad.
gahahaha, oh and she followed me to hougang mall, i went to take present from karina.
she gave me a box of chocolate easter eggs with a rabbit on the box damn cute, and HAHAHA A GIANT GOBSTOPPER THE SIZE OF A GOLFBALL.
i'll take forever to eat it ah haha.
Edit: i need to post this for jedi, haha.
changmin's dog.
gAHHHHHHH freakin cute right!!!
how a loser like changmin can have such a cute dog i dunno how but ah i was insisting it was fake when qian first showed me hahaha.
not in the i really thought it was fake and i tried to be a smartass way, but in the this dog is too perfect way. haha.
ah life's unfair changmin doesn't deserve a dog as cute as this.
the past week has been really eventful, and i've got so much to say i need to sort it out gah. i'll start with thursday.
so anyway, it's quite a long story like charmaine bluffed me about having to pass me a present otherwise it'll expire, but then karina appeared at my door, i screamed and charmaine called and said i got punk'd.
gahahahaha.
friday was quite mad, i think me and dionne are the only people who understood each other the whole day cos we were both through the same situations.
it was emotion carnival.
saturday was a bit mad also.
anw after chem remedial cos ms chye didnt come, the leaders had to go straight after eating, and when me and dionne went to ask for permission to eat lunch their reason was 'we also never eat' which i thought was quite stupid, ah it's like i go to a hospital and i see a dying asthmatic man telling me to strangle myself and die as well just because he is.
so i was damn hungry, and pissed, and i just went to sit down.
but i think i got over that, it wasnt that bad.
but later after that we went down to eat for the 10 min break and came back late by 4 mins and got scolded when it wasnt even some of our faults.
ah whatever, i shall bear it in the spirit of being a friend.
and i was damn gandong by auntie lilly i said i was super hungry and asked her for extra nutella for my pancake and she gave me but still let me pay same price i was super happy.
I LOVE YOU AUNTIE LILLY.
ah then later 'giselle in the park' was quite loser also, some of us forgot tickets and because there was some problem with friend A and some of the class, and i didnt even wanna be part of it because i really wasnt, and i wanted to watch the performance i was quite sad i missed it actually.
ah and like, ah i dunno.
anyway, like me and dionne said we never thought we could go through sooo many emotions in a day but we did.
and i wanna say, there's no point in saying you wanna solve the problem, and telling her to be willing to solve the problem, when you do nothing to solve the problem.
so after that i was sort of tired of sitting there doing nothing while some of them tried to talk to friend A, so i decided i'd go the feli's birthday party.
so anyway i wanna say, royston!! i think you're a really good friend, really!
it was like freaking 12am and i thought royston was going home so cos i live like 2 bus stops away from him i asked him for a lift.
and he sort of forced samuel junen cheryl and luke into the car too.
anw, it wasnt until samuel got home then i was last then i just asked 'eh royston so you're going home right.'
and he said no and i was like GAHH then ughhhhhhhhh, wanted to punch him i have no idea how people are so nice.
ah i still owe you lunch.
haha, the last time i said i was broke and i'd buy you cup noodles, i have decided since you're such a wonderful friend i shall upgrade it to real food gahahaha.
and meet-the-parents was quite shitty, at first i cried when i was telling mrs woo of the choir concert story.
k it goes like this.
last year december during hol prac ms chye met up with the now sec4s and asked if we wanted a concert the next year. so i happily kept my hand down, thinking everyone would think so too because it's freaking o level year and suddenly some asskissers raised their hands, and by peer pressure of course everyone else raised too.
so left me.
but i am damn scared of ms chye, so i raise also.
and then she asked again who DOESNT want the the concert.
and i didnt raise my hand because i didnt dare to.
and i cried here because i was completely mad at myself for not having enough balls to go against her.
k i need to go now i shall continue tmr or smth.
ok it's tuesday and i am here to continue the loser sunday post. whaha.
apparently i was quite pissed, i just deleted some of the worse stuff, so i shall just talk about saturday night and be done with it.
haha i think if papa didnt come out and asked me to sleep i'd have complained to the end of the world and then a week later when im in a better mood i'll be disgusted by how irritated i was.
haha actually yesterday and today was horrible in the stress way also but not in the im damn angry way, so im alright now.
but still i think i'm gonna get stresser soon, gahhh mid-years in less than a month i've got to study! didnt really think to announce this but anyway, the next time i'm gonna post is probably after mid-years.
OKAY, so on saturday night, me, karina, charmaine and roslyn went out for dinner at plaza sing.
PICTURES and i'm off!
so anyway we went to thai express cos karina's never eaten there in her life.
here is charmaine ordering. i think.
and here is karina thinking that im hot and she's jealous so she pouts.
i think roslyn's testing out the hand-bigger-face-means-you-will-have-chances-of-cancer theory.
roslyn!
HAHAHA you know the woman behind, she's like one of the tuapais in the restaurant and she has a damn pouty face cos her lips are damn thick, they're like just to the max.
and i was saying i think it's fake and karina agreed cos ah they were fake.
haha karina was getting mad that she wouldnt move away while she tried to take this picture.
she went off.
CHARMMMM. XD
and karina was wearing a really hilarious shirt, here i said 'karina i wanna take a picture of your shirt' while she was on the phone and it made her get off it to say '*australian accented*what??' hence the loser hand gesture.
if it's unreadable, i'll tell you. it says 'forget love, i'd rather fall in chocolate'
GAAHA.
haha i'll be seeing karina again tomorrow, ah i'm gonna miss you all over again when you go back!
I LOVE YOU GIRLIE.
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Monday, March 24, 2008 8:21 PM
can i borrow your metal detector?
how now brown cow! i lost my house keys about like 2 days ago, and i decided to take the spare house key to school today.
except!
the spare is just for the gate, and the there's no spare for the door.
so here's how tragic my life got today.
i ran home in the rain, and i opened my gate.
then i realised i didnt have the door key and it was locked.
and it is never locked when people are at home it's only locked when no one's in!
and lynnette lee lin didnt have school today so it was impossible, so i called the house and no one picked up.
AND GUESS WHAT THE THING WAS THAT I FREAKIN NEEDED TO DIARRHEA!!
so i was like DIE.
and i called that loser sister of mine.
me: AUUGHHHH zeh where are you you're supposed to be at home, anw i dont have the door key can you come home NOW and open for me i need to shit!
zeh: i'll only be home in half an hour. and anyway i've waited there before also for half an hour.
SO??????? ahh what a loser i dont care if you'd waited there before, i really dont care, even if you'd waited there overnight before!
my sister's super childish ah, k that day she didnt bring her key out, then she called me when i was at jedi's house and started yelling at me. and i was like 'zeh why are you yelling at me it's not even my fault you didnt bring your key.'
and she got pissed. then she asked my parents to faster come home to open and apparently they said they'd take 15 mins but took half an hour.
so she made a big fuss about it, until i got home she was still complaining to me.
but the childish part about it, is that today she wanted me to wait there for her to see what it feels like to be waiting for someone to come open the door for you, cos apparently it must have felt sucky for her.
she's damn the like that you know, if something shitty happens to her, she must make sure i go through it too. i dunno what kind of twisted sense of satisfaction she gets from it, it's just freakin mad of her.
like cos my shower's heater button is in the kitchen and it's quite easy i guess to forget to switch it on, and when you do, the water takes like 5 mins to warm up.
so there was this time zeh forgot to switch it on, and she realised while she was bathing the water wouldnt get hot, and she told my mum to switch it on but by the time is like got hot she bathe finish already!
and i tell you she soooo knew i was gonna bathe after that, but after she got out she switched the heater off.
and so assuming that the heater's already on cos just now she yelled for mum to switch it on, i go bathe and the water was freakin cold.
gahhhhhhhhhh then she totally said she didnt know, which is stupid because gahh it just was.
ah then i just got too lazy fighting with her cos she could just keep saying she didnt know i was gonna bathe after that.
but anyway, she took one 50 mins to get home in the end, luckily mum got home in like 25 mins.
oh but while i was waiting i couldnt take it, called qian, i was like 'oh my life is super shitty i swear it's never been suckier.'
and i told her and she just burst out laughing.
haha, and oh i was trying to break into my own house, i took out my hairpin and started picking the lock.
HAHA i was saying that if the neighbours walk past and see me and think i'm a burglar, i'll be a really weird burglar, cos i got through the gate and even locked it and i'm standing inside the recess area trying to open the door.
ah, so anyway i need my keys back, oh plus the classroom front door key is attached to it also, which might get me in big trouble if any teacher tells me to lock the class anytime soon.
i'll be fired as monitress AHahahhaha maybe that wont be such a bad thing.
HAHAHA my mum's a loser lah, she just looked at me from outside and asked me what i was doing and asked me if at any website that's not meant for kids.
and i just gave her a funky stare and said no, and she said 'ok you better make sure i dont catch you!' and walked away.
and i was like 'but, i'm a girl!'
and she just didnt answer.
hahahahhaa.
oh, and when i said that being stuck outside my house needing to diarrhea was the suckiest time of my life, i think i'm gonna redefine 'suckiest time of my life ever' when mid-years arrive.
cos i would be doing art like mad and studying like confuscious and just pretty much having the real suckiest time of my life ever.
then it'll get worse with prelims and Os.
i think i'd rather go though ten hours of stuck-outside-my-house-needing-to-diarrhea kind of stomle, than go through exams kind of stomle.
Edit: i found them like an hour after writing this post. whaha.
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Sunday, March 16, 2008 8:08 PM
accidental non-conformist.
ah, apparently my announcement didnt work.
the world didnt wait for me, so i am stuck here with the holidays ending in like 4 hours.
augh.
gaaha.
ok i think i have lost my sense of blogging.
so i shall do this quick so even if it comes out lame it's less lame quantity-wise.
mon, tues, wed was quite loser cos i went school 9 hours each and i have nothing to say about them other than that im happy chem spa was easy.
on thursday after art i went to meet cheryl, junen, royston, samuel and gwen amk hub to watch movie.
aaaaahahahaha, got a lot to say about this, but i am super lazy, so i shall just say dont go watch 10000 BC it's a freaken loser show.
GWEN SEAH YOU OWE ME AND ROYSTON STEP UP!!
then on friday after art i went to eat dimsum with dionne, her mum and nicole then we went to the library.
GAHHHH dionne you are so knitting toys with me after O levels!
haha, and nicole we are joining back studio wu.
wahlao i have so many things to do after Os i realise.
then i met the nat kohhhhh.
to go present buying. love you lah loser, haha let's go for the amazing race thing together.
and on saturday i actually couldnt go to cheryl's birthday party, but i managed to get permission to go cos i needed to return gwen her school shoes.
she didnt come church today, so like otherwise she'll be shoeless for school tmr!
sorry i couldnt stay long, happy birthday cheryl!
haha, it was freaking loser lah, i went there for 10 minutes and left.
paul i think your hair's quite cool. quite.
and today after lunch we went to church and stayed there for like about 3 then i went kovan with nat cos she needed to go haertland mall and i had to go qian's house.
haha it was damn fun lah, jowell was saying racist stuff about how he went to watch a bollywood movie and he was like the only chinese there, and indians in a cinema are like ninjas cos they're invisible.
hahaha, oh he and kenneth mah also said that in chinatown the trishaw puller people, they like play techno music ahhahhaa that is damn funny.
ok cant take it dont wanna type anymore bye kids.
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Tuesday, March 11, 2008 11:09 PM
AUUGHHH okokok give me a speaker loud enough for the world to hear, i need all of you to listen to me! just stop whatever you're doing now! drop it, and freeze. for maybe about, 2 days?
that's not too long i hope, cos thats the least i can offer. so yes if you all would cooperate with me and kindly pause your lives for 2 days that would be great thank you so much!!
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Friday, March 07, 2008 9:39 PM
我们故意偷偷摸摸地躲在屋角,
刻意压低声音，假装害怕被人听到。
他们自以为已经发现我们的秘密，
但却装作什么也不知道。
于是我们也装作他们不知道，
并露出担心被他们发现的表情。
我们就这样度过纯真快乐的童年，
开始慢慢长大。
ahahahha, never thought i'd start a post with chinese.
but haha i just took out my 幾米 book the other day for art reference and i decided to read it and i realised my chinese is actually good enough to understand philosophical rubbish in chinese.
and i also realised all that stuff just sounds better in chinese like it's just more, substantial, i dunno.
as in if it's translated in english it just loses all its meaning.
haha love how each language has like it's own independent vibe about it.
it just sounds best in a certain language, cant translate it, it's just not the same.
whaha, vibe. qian i think i just learned how to use that word properly.
oh yay, and on sunday me cheryl and chan are going jedi's house for art marathon!
ah quite stupid it was my idea but now im the only one who cant stay over. whahhaa.
but oh well better than nothing im still excited.
haha.
and im doing now also, actually sort of scared lah of how much i need done by mid-year exams.
i was telling cheryl, cant stand how clocks control my life.
clocks always tell me that im too slow.
stop rubbing that into my face i dont need it, really!
why not tell me im early one day for a change, no why dont YOU go slower so i'll actually be able to catch up???
gahh!
and this march holiday is a total educational scam! it's fake i swear it's fake you know.
im going back everyday and there's double the normal homework, how can it be real!!!
ah k i think im too lazy to talk about real stuff already, forget it then i shall see if i have the mood or rather time to do it some other day.
im off to do qt bye kids!
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Tuesday, March 04, 2008 7:34 PM
i spoil my teeth to improve my mood!
i was just reminded by ms teh today that mid-years for art are in a month starting next week.
and i need 60% of coursework done by then.
i have 13 pages of my book.
60% of that is about 8 pages?
and i have only finished the storyboard, and i need to do the prototype by thursday.
so if i take a week to do a page, i have to work at twice the speed cos i have only 4 weeks!
gahhh.
2 pages a week.
hellllll.
so after art i was feeling shitty, im gonna do it all the way tonight until i am satisfied, then go on with other homework.
dear Lord give me super speed amen!
haha, ok lah, but i felt less shitty talking to chan on the bus, and when i came home and ate chocolate.
omg havent eaten chocolate in like 2 weeks cos i was sick, so i ate this and it was heaven.
i used to eat chocolate almost everyday.
oh and i just rmbed, last week when i told royston im doing storybook illustration for art and i said i'll let him see it when im done he was like 'nono i cant, i have no time!'
and i was like why!!
hahahaa, he thought i was writing like some novel! gahaha what a loser.
but anyway im gonna work hard, i want my A1 for art!
and you know, everytime i do art i feel like a friendless loser.
as in it's quite fun when i am engaged in it, because my drawings feel like friends to me, but when i am done i am like 'man was that anti-social.'
chloe, joel, i'll be spending a lot more time with you guys these days!
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