Sunday, July 08, 2007 4:38 PM
ok im going out for dinner with my family in like an hour.
for my birthday.
and if i'm happy, i'll wear green.
i need to say something!
unless you already have a green shirt, DONT go buy one, just for live earth!
freaking waste moneh!
this is bloody dumb.
its just an excuse for tauhu bimbos and ah lians to go shopping.
and it only makes the pockets of the clothes shop aunties fatter, unflattering their already unflattering figures.
and the more i think, the more wearing green is quite dumb.
ok lah the point of it is to spread awareness of global warming.
yah. ok. wow.
golly gee! that's a great idea isnt it????
WRONG! [ok if you said yes and you feel pain on your left cheek like almost near your nose, i just slapped a voodoo doll of you but i didnt aim properly.]
i'll confidently say 99% of the people wearing green yesterday or today arent doing to stop global warming.
what's the point of wearing green, being aware and making everyone aware[ok lets say the whole world is aware] but not do anything about it right?
awareness is not change.
oh and one wonderful fantastic awesome way of supporting live earth is by NOT watching live earth live earth yesterday like me.
because...
NOT watching = NOT using electricity = NOT burning natural resources [oh and an added bonus! you save $$ too!*]= NOT contributing to global warming.
yes. while, watching = you're killing the earth. mother nature will choke on more smokeballs.
* and you can use that money to go plant a few plants outside your house. the with chlorophyll kind. not the a bit red red ones.
yup. so i quote dionne 'THE IRONY!'
haha.
and i just went to the live earth website.
nothing says how it's gonna change the world.
wearing green, which i mentioned, makes no difference.
[haha me and debbie were out yesterday and we saw that very little people wore green and in fact MOST people wore red. haha. actually quite funny. RED. so anti-climax. whoo i laugh.]
anw. the webpage also got celebrities to propagandise about how this movement is SO big they are SO excited for it.
yes. i'm talking about you mr john mayer.
i listen to your songs one ok.
if i didnt like you, i'd say that you are self-centred and only said that so people will watch live earth and hear you sing. but since you're cool, i choose to delude myself that it's not your fault.
SO which idiot is it who blackmailed/knife-threatened you to say that even though he knows you also think live earth is bloody useless?????
ok lah. but people can tell me the money raised can be used for helping the tragic state of the earth.
yah but nothing's happening. nono not nothing's happening. everything's happening. everything's getting worse!
also dunno what they do with the money.
can they use the money to patch up the hole over australia by sticking atmospheric air on the depleted ozone with sticky glue and glitter?
NOT REALLY!
whoo this is such a cool topic to get pissed over.
beats my childish peevishness over class pet by like ten thousand and one miles.
YOU KNOW.
if i ruled the world, i'd make live earth more impacting than like say gee i dunno, holding a concert?? here's what i'd do:
i'll make everyone live in a cave for the whole live earth weekend so they wont use and ounce of electricity. if anyone sneaks any sort of electrical device into their cave, [THEY ARE DEAD! hahaha. ok i'm no saddam hussein. so anw since i'm nice..] they are only thrown into cave prison.
*smiles*
nono this isnt the same as everyone else[if you forgot everyone lives in caves too] cos the caves of other non-crime-commiting [whats the real word for noncrime committing i suddenly forgot. see lah. the effects of global warming.] actually contain food, water, and fire. and dont smell like bat shit.
yah then after the two looong days, everyone will actually appreciate what they have and use lesser electricty.
or will they use more.
O_o.
ohno i dunno.
ah heck when i'll just make live earth everyday and play safe.
cave houses everyday!!! whoo wouldnt that be fun?? oh and no vehicles btw.
if you want to get somewhere go find your own boulder and roll yourself there.
oh and when you reach water, DONT cut down a tree to use the log cos you are depleting the earth's oxygen supply and ohya as ruler of the world i happen to be able to make deforestation a crime.
so yah. swim over to the other side, or too bad!
ohhmy mama. i think im high on haribo sweets.
haha.
i frikin need to shut up.
i'm talking rubbish like there's no tomorrow.
so yah.
my point.
this week.
switch off the tv and not think wearing green's gonna make a new tree magically sprout out from the ground somewhere.
and live earth is rubbish.
nette posted it up.
