Saturday, July 28, 2007 11:42 PM
omg just spent the whole day doing maths and chinese.
and i've been so busy lately i think i like forgot how to blog.
ok i realise i have ten thousand things to say since the last time i blogged.
as far back as when tom the fish died.
now even iguana the fish is dead and it's also been daMMM long ago.
my blog is obviously rotting as a result of inanition.
ok nevermind the outdated news.
OHOH and then last week cheesy the hamster died.
SUCKED.
haha speaking of deaths i suddenly thought of the other day when me and dionne were blogsurfing and reading emo blogs.
it was damn entertaining can!
hahaha.
its like so rugghhrrigating to see how people are so oblivious to how lucky they are.
they decide to be blind and stupid, kvetching about how they are fat or poor or ugly or whatever shit in like. every post.
name three people who care about that lah!
ok. so i got entertained, got angry and got nauseous simultaeously when i read them.
anw. all the blogs sounded the same.
yknow. it's like emo code or smth.
you have to write it a certain way or it wont pass as emo.
if this unspoken criteria was ever written out, it'll look like this.v
HOW TO CREATE YOUR VERY OWN EMO BLOG:
1) get an emo blogskin.
for the full package. if you want people to read something emo, it has to be read in an appropriate ambiance. you dont want people to feel sorry for you while there are happy gay rainbows on the computer screen!
2) talk about how life's unfair.
to you and you alone.
yes. self-centredness is the key people! think 'the world revolves arounds me and i must get what i want! if i dont, that's it man my life sucks. '
3) always question.
ohoh. all emo bloggers love the a totally creative one-word question. WHY??????
or at least everything else starts with that.
4) tell the whole world you cry like. ten times a second.
this one i really dunno get. garnering sympathy maybe? but like it's ah anw just do it. its a rule.
5) after mentioning number 4, always state the reason for your breakdown.
oukay this one i know. the reason for crying = NOTHING. yah emo people cry for no reason. whoo. i love doing things for no reason. like making this list.
6) convince yourself that you are happy.
propagandise yourself that you are happy. then realise its a total futile attempt. this is rubbish actually cos if you are already happy you dont need to reassure yourself that. it's like i need to shit i'll just go do it i dont tell myself 'annette i need to shit'.
haha ok i think that was an equally rubbish analogy.
7) acknowledge you have an issue but dont know the reason for it. so you wanna kill youself.
mention the word 'depressed' no less than a million times in your blog. then say you are it, but you dont know why. then talk about suicide. find your existence meaningless. specifically state your suicide method.
omg i have nothing better to do. haha.
ok damn tired.
kinda need some sleep!
anw.
seven easy steps and you're off to being the best emo blogger ever!
nette posted it up.
