Saturday, August 04, 2007 1:47 PM
ohhhhhh my mama!
ok i just spent the last like 10 minutes. sitting on my dining table finishing half a bowl of ikan bilis. [ok it was a huge bowl. bigger than your head.]
sucks lah.
ok thats because i was SUPPOSED to have my lunch at 12pm. but for some reason, it's 1:47 now and my maid is still havent cook finish my nasi lemak!
so at 130, i felt a few of my stomach cells turning cannibalistic and i couldnt take it anymore and just went to the dining table.
dunno why.
maybe i thought i could wang mei zhi ke.
but there was actual food!
actually the only thing there was ikan bilis [uuughhhh i cant spell ikan bilis i keep spelling it as ikan biblis. ok obviously starvation leads to irritability.]
anw so what i do? sit there. and eat.
i ate so much i think i could barf now.
like i'll never eat another ikan bilis in my life again.
no in fact i think i ate so much my pancreatic juice has more fishes swimming in it than the great barrier reef.
i suck lah.
dont eat can die.
eat already, still can die.
damn loser leh, i starve damn easily. like i think one hour of starvation to me is like i dunno 3 days?
which means if i ever get shipwrecked on an island, i'll probably just die within the first 2 and a half hrs cos the human threshold for going without food is like 7 days.
and then everyone else will be so happy i died cos they'[ll have to find food for one less person.
oh and they can eat me.
omg YES! my food's ready!
and yah.
this is why i thank God for every meal.
ohoh and also why i wanna marry a chef next time. =D
ps. i think i'll start tagging back at my tagborad. to all those people i never reply back at their blog. quite a lot on my tagboard so whatever. here goes.
okok YIET.
nette posted it up.
