Thursday, August 09, 2007 10:12 PM
ok i just went to the toilet to innocently take a shit and when i came out of the toilet, 35 minutes had passed!!!!
ugghh..
ok i didnt shit for 45 minutes. actually i was done by like the tenth but because i brought in a newspaper to read while i shitted, i continued reading it for like the next half an hour despite my bowels being completely empty.
[ok first of all if you're like disgusted by my perfectly normal habit, i'd like to say that YOU DON'T READ WHEN YOU SHIT ONE MEH? cos if you dont you should. i think everyone should. shitting is a bloody waste of time. plus a whole lot of stink. you see. all you do is sit on the toilet bowl and 1) stare at the wall doing absolutely nothing and 2) kaeking your ass and 3) still having to endure the stink. all this is torture. if everyone didnt need to shit i think we'd have like an extra 47 days in our average life to spare. so anw. my point is please read something when you shit.]
so yah what i was reading? i was reading the 'here's to friendships' thing the nat day special. it was so cool.
like it made singapore suddenly so warm and nice.
like if this warmth of friendship in singapore was ever physical, the whole singapore, being already burning, would be like. a saba fish hotplate.
everyone talked about their best friend. there were like many funny ones like:
"i had constipation but she perspired over it more than me."
"when i wanted to copy homework, he stopped me and reminded me of the moral issues involved."
"once i fell down the stairs and she knelt down beside me so people would think nothing embarrassing happened."
hahaha.
the last one was quite cool.
but even though i kinda laughed at those, they were still really sweet.
the rest were damn sweet also can.
damn AWW.
i read until like. diabetes.
most of them were sent in by girl best friends.
but the few 2-guy-best-friends ones were one of the nicest.
you know.
cos guys are supposed to be very nyeh about saying nice stuff about of their best friends.
so yup.
i read that for 35 minutes.
i have zero idea how.
so sweet.
i need to go to the corner best friend shop to go buy me a best friend right now.
haha nah i have best friends already.
and i got them free.
nette posted it up.
