Thursday, August 16, 2007 7:56 PM
on monday me and valerie went to chem tuition and on the way there we came across at least 2349091 hell-note burning people.
i was dying lah can!
every 2m i walk ar. 5 of my nostril hairs die of fatigue because they were trying futilely to strangle the ash particles that entered my nose.
2m, 5 hairs, not worth it.
why? cos qi yue! it's annoy-annette month!
so i told valerie.
"one day i will run for president and when the world votes for me which they will, i will actually make use of those zor tang ugly patches of grass in random areas singapore. since they are so useless and there are so many of them, i'll just take one or two of them and put like 100 ash bins there. then all those people who believe in the hungry ghost festival can go there and burn paper to their hearts' content."
i think people could actually read this and get offended.
but think first k. I'M the one who's annoyed here.
and dont you think that's a great idea.
i think so.
haha whoo i just rock lah.
yah then later i think halfway i couldnt breathe and i died in the middle of a pathway where a pile of white ashes sat comfortably in front of me, obstructing the entire walkway.
[HELLO! you do not put a mountain of ashes in the middle of a path.]
yah so anyway i died and the ashes started to laugh their most sadistic chuckle while someone rode a bike over me and a meteorite dropped on me from the sky.
but i didnt feel any pain cos i was already dead.
hell note burners benefit from nothing and only
- cause pollution and global warming
- cut down more trees [for the manufacturing of their hell notes]
- make themselves look stupid [hahaha burning paper in the middle of the world.]
- waste money
- make asthmatic people have relapses
- whoo. the list goes on.
i have zero pros.
and i dont get the paper money/cars/prostitutes/servants/houses and whatever else thing.
i mean i didnt know they were so superficial down there.
and how do they spend the money?
do they have macdonalds or IKEA or theme parks in hell?
maybe. cos macdonalds has horrible food and it definitely deserves to be there.
and are those people you burn down for them like appear as real people there? or do they like end up as robots or rag dolls or something?
these are the questions that wear out my thinking cap.
maybe they just never considered that hell may not be that much fun.
nette posted it up.
