Sunday, October 28, 2007 9:15 AM
aiyah actually i found hammie, not fun already.
if he had really ran out of the house it would've been cool then i could paste copies of THIS around the neighbourhood:
WHHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA.
look at the way hammie's staring so petrifiedly in that picture!!
ahahahhahahaha.
and actually he's not that fat lah, just that at that time i was giving him treats, so he store them in his cheeks, so he look fat.
okok if you look at that picture carefully you will realise his left cheek is fatter than his right one. RIGHT??!! ahhahhaaa.
know why! cos i gave him a popcorn and he tried to stuff the entire crap all into his left cheek, so it was freaking fat, fatter than the right cheek, which contained like, 2 sunflower seeds.
and actually ah, i made him wanted for breaking prison, but then it's not really prison, and that'll make me sound like some animal abuser anyway.
ok is there such a word as cagement [ok firefox just red underlined it, what does that mean? NO.] whoo ok then a new word.
I SWEAR I SHOULD WRITE MY OWN DICTIONARY.
and dont come and tell me $0.39 is too little.
HELLO, i come and tell you, i promise you it is nett ok.
you see, people everytime lose dog right?
so one dog they reward $1000 right?
ok say, the dog is 5kg. hammie is 20g.
so let's calculate how much hammie's worth.
$1000/5000g x 20g = $4
so then considering my financial status is most likely lower than the dog owners', i shall minus some money. [e.g. by house size. my house should be half the size of theirs.]
$4/2 = $2
ok and usually those people who lose dog, all they do is print a picture of their dog on a plain white sheet of paper and then scribble some descriptions and their phone number.
but what do I do??? ME? i make such a damn pretty poster can!
so, for the effort and creativity and extra ink, i should deduct some of your reward money to pay for that. so,
$2 - $1.61 = $0.39
SO! REASONABLE RIGHT???
haha but whatever annette you are wasting your time because hammie is safe and sound in his cage now.
and aiyah all that mental calculation is making me hungry.
eh mr khoo!! i got do maths in my holiday ok!
wahlao so proud of myself.
maybe i'll like, go purposely throw ham outside the house now so i can carry out operation-wantedposter.
nette posted it up.
