Friday, October 19, 2007 4:48 PM
i think a plank of wood would do a better job of governing cedar than oy would.
here's why:
1) waste school funds on rubbish
Plank Of Wood- will not
OY- will
2) exploit events such as meet the parents to acquire donations
POL- will not
OY- will
3) organise unorganised events
POL- will not
OY- will
4) make students angry at her/it thus wasting their energy,saliva,etc.
POL- will not
OY- will
5) scold us if we fail to donate sufficient money to the school
POL- will not
OY- will
the list actually goes on, but we'll stop at 5.
SO,
final score:
POL- 5
OY- A BIG FAT HAIRY 0
WHAHA.
the plank of wood wins and i would vote it principal if we had a democracy here in cedar.
but since we kind of dont, i want to take over moe and kick oy out of cedar then employ myself as new principal.
ok you probably think i'm being like some assy 3 year old whose dream for the school, if he can be principal, is to make everyone have free ice-cream and not have lessons and everyone can just come to school to play.
but i shall inform the world that i've long past that phase where in kindergarten i fantasize of superficial dreams like that, except my exact imagination included carousels and many many art lessons.
okok anyway in the cedar where i am principal, i shall make everyone excel in everything including the most important-- academic performance.
how?
BY EMPLOYING GOOD TEACHERS.
and this brings me to my next point where in cedar ah, not only does the principal suck, the teachers are too.
ohoh, of course there are the handful of good teachers lah. but ok wait i shall define good. it means BEING NICE AND BEING ABLE TO TEACH.
no point being one but not the other in my opinion but, ok lah better than nothing so i shall count good/halfgood teachers from cedar.
i think for the truly good teachers there are about 4 in cedar, and the nice but cannot teach ones about 5, and the can teach but not nice ones, about, eh, about nothing.
and the rest are crap.
and this also goes to show that if you're not nice, you generally wont be able to teach. bwaha. i have statistics.
so what a surprise, i got so many horrible teachers during my 3 years in cedar.
i think this year is definitely the worst, because almost all teachers are prejudiced against 3P, and they look at us like we're all covered in mud.
including our form teacher.
ok yes, i am aware that we do disappoint her and all and sometimes she scolds us for that, that's ok i know..
..BUT YOU TELL ME! STUDENT DEPRECATION, THAT ONE OK OR NOT!
ok you see, on the day when we got back our art results for drawing and painting, tmm came to look.
and this is what happened today.
tmm: *FROWNS at the art students as we sign the class list to confirm our eoy marks.* i think, you all ah, [referring to arters] your art, you dont deserve that kind of mark you know.
me: oh ms tan, so you're saying i should get lower than this 70 i got?
tmm: no, i just think your marks, are very inflated.
me: yah lah you're saying that. and why would you say that ms tan? you dont know the amount of effort i put in for my art can.
tmm: but, effort is not enough.
me[thinking. thinking only ah]:OH SO YOU'RE SAYING I DONT HAVE THE TALENT LAH!!
wahlao i should have said that out loud, but i dunno somehow i couldnt, im not sure why maybe because i was afraid of hearing a 'YAH' after if i did.
ok i wanna tell ms tan i know you saw my final piece for drawing and painting, which was horrendous i know, but guess what i got a 63 for that, which is fairly low for annette's high personal expectations. and you only saw my art once then you come and tell me it's horrible.
YOU COME AND PAINT AN A1-DESERVING PICTURE FOR ME FIRST, THEN YOU COME AND TELL ME.
i hate how teachers talk down on you like that.
plus. i am absolutely astounded by how tmm does it, considering we are all taller than her.
and tmm is also mad and out of her mind and not a good teacher, because just a couple of weeks ago she was prepared to retain 16 out of 21 of her own students, saying they dont deserve it.
she doesnt know what grace is she lives in an igloo and dissected her own heart i tell you.
3p asked me to talk to her about it so i tried, and i said just let them, and if they screw up next year, it'll be their own problem.
i thought that was a fairly good argument, many 3p people thought so, but guess what she just dismissed the question and asked me why i'm speaking up for them.
OH SO I STUMPED YOU YOU MUST TRY TO STUMP ME BACK.
and what kind of teacher does not fen bu gu shen to try and help her student not retain. what kind of heartless teacher will not fight for a second chance for her students?
wahlao i think tmm should just tell jesus about that 'they are undeserving' thing hoping he'll side her, when in the end he will laugh, to her dismay, and tell her that she did not deserve to be saved either, but he still died for her sins.
SO IF EVERYONE THOUGHT LIKE YOU TMM, INCLUDING JESUS, WE WOULD ALL BE IN HELL.
and i hate cant bloody stand cby too.
surprisingly not by the many many times he scolded us for our behaviousr, because i think he had a good reason. it was about our horrible behaviour.
but then it just gets stupid when he goes on to, [yes like tmm], condemn us on our academics.
i remember the time when he scolded us for behaviour, then somehow conveniently dragged in the issue of retention. HELLO, LINK?
and several times when he scolded classmates until they cried, over something as microscopic as forgetting to bring an mc.
and when he must scold us everytime he teaches us a new sport, because we're doing something wrong.
or even before we get anything wrong, when he's just demonstrating, he'll just raise his voice when explaining because he wants to.
i love pe you know, it's damn fun.
isnt that what pe's supposed to be about? not you being a spoiler by yelling and frowning.
oh, and all those, NOT a good reason for you to get so worked up over.
cby never gives encouragement/comfort etc either.
especially when we are already bloody ejnrhrtglkemjjfckejed.
E.G.
sometime in august, we had a geog test preceding an e math test and after the geog test, i hadnt written my name and ms chin collecting alr so i clumsily rushed the writing then handed in the paper, without realising that i left the first sheet of answers under my fullscap pad.
TRAGIC.
then when i found out 5 minutes later when cby entered the class to invigilate e maths test, i asked him to pass for me after the maths test then he freaking frownily and pissily told me to give it to her NOW cos otherwise too late.
this never happened to me before, i just thought of the most practical way to not waste time for the 20 innocent people wanting to take a maths test what! and tell me nicely im the one in the tragedy here can!
so i ran out to find ms chin all over the school and it took me 20 mins.
20 mins to run around the school can.
and when i finally found her, she didnt make it any better by shaking her head going 'ohno..'
and i was like thinking they werent gonna count the marks for that sheet of paper, as i heard, so i started to cry because my ss/geog sucks and i couldnt afford to fail that, and in such a manner especially.
and i went back to class with my whole face written 'I AM CRYING IN CASE YOU CANT SEE SO YOU BETTER SHUT UP AND NOT SAY ANYTHING THAT WILL MAKE ME FEEL WORSE', cby was unfortunately, completely blind/illiterate and still decide to open that big ulercy gap of his.
still frowning, he sputtered 'why so careless?'
at that moment i just wanted to chock slam him.
first of all i hate that question.
*meemers*why so careless?
you tell me, how am i supposed to answer that? what's the standard answer for that question i will gladly tell it to you but sadly, dont have! careless, cos careless lah! dumbest question on earth.
and second of all.
that was just the insensitive of all insensitivities.
even hannah loke, no matter how self-confessed insensitive she is, she wouldnt say that cos that is plain EVILLE.
so then cby went on with lecture to the class about carelessness and blah.
then we went on to do the e maths test and i did horribly cos i was drained and demoralised and preoccupied about my geog test.
what kind of teacher is that who's not even nice enough to make sure i do not worry and let it affect my maths, and not only that must MAKE IT WORSE.
and i a bit cant stand how i was brought up the way the bible says when someone slaps you on one cheek, let them you on the other.
sometimes i wish could just slap them back.
nette posted it up.
