Monday, October 22, 2007 8:24 PM
just now, i went to go take a shit and suddenly i saw hld[a certain vp] coming out of my asshole.
i looked down into the toilet bowl and saw her mingling with her cold, heartless, brown, slimy counterparts.
yes, i believe she is no more than a marble of my shit.
AND GUESS WHAT'S THE BEST PART OF IT ALL?
she was frolicking in my pee, having not a single idea that i was going to flush her down to her doom any second.
WHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
oUKAY actually that is super evil.
but whatever i had to write it somewhere to vent my anger what!
and i think royston is right i am damn gross. whahaha.
[*friend is a friend who's identity i am protecting.]
okok i am serious, i told friend* that if after seeing oy, she still cant promote, i am really off to 'flush' hld aka confront her because 1) it was her idea of retaining friend 2) i dont think i will be able to get to oy anw AND 3) BECAUSE IT IS BLOODY UNFAIR if 2 other friends who did worse than her promotes and not her.
ok no offence to the 2 other friends i am super proud of you guys for promoting, but i just cant understand why friend cant. so yah it's about friend and hld now, nothing to do with you. friend has the problem and hld is at fault and you 2 are out of it. =]
so anw. what do i not understand??
because hld gave the stupid excuse that friend's highest fail mark is 44, whereas 2 friends' highest is 48 and 49. so friend is not ready.
but other than that 44, all of friend's other fails are so much better than 2 friends' other fails!!
and overall, she is better!
you tell me why you dont want to promote her!
plus hld, if you wanna use that rubbish excuse, i ask you, so if my highest fail is 49 you will let me promote right? =DDDDDDD
OH SO IF MY OTHER FAILS ARE ONE-DIGIT NUMBERS IT STILL DOESNT MATTER HOR BECAUSE YOU ONLY LOOK AT THE BLOODY HIGHEST FAIL???? RIGHT RIGHT YOU SAY ONE WHAT.
ok that last sentence, right there, goes into the script for when i confront hld.
actually i think it will automatically come out of my mouth i dont need to remember anything but seriously lah, can you feel my indignation!!
i need JUSTICE!!!
OHOH i thought of something,
hahahhaa just now i go and take 107 home then i sat at the back of the bus.
ok it's a double decker so the back of the bus has no window it's a black wall and it's exactly stuck to the back of the seat.
so anw i damn tired so i fell asleep AND THEN aaahhahahahahhaa
my head suddenly tauhu and i leaned my head back and BPOM!
it bloody knocked on the wall at the back!
it was super painful!!
i wanted to OWWWWWWWW but then i quickly opened my eyes to check if anyone was laughing at me first. hahaha it was super embarrassing like the whole bus so quiet suddenly BPOM so loud.
and guess what every single person i looked at was OLD, like above 40. haha i think all the younger people are all upstairs.
and none of them were looking at me i was so happy!!!!
cos they were either sleeping themselves or reading newspaper or i think they are just hard of hearing.
whahahahha thank God for the elderly!
aiyah, old people have it good.
my ahma ah, all she does everyday is watch tv and eat and sleep.
and it's sort of not fair because half the stuff she watches on tv she doesnt even wanna watch she just does it cos she has nothing else to do.
my ahma is a loser lah. whhaha.
annette is never sleeping on the bus ever again.
who knows maybe next it wont just be a knock on the back of my head i might fall off the seat or something.
ohman if that happens i will make sure i fall flat on my face so no one can see my face.
nette posted it up.
