Sunday, October 14, 2007 10:37 PM
mummy: i want you to buy geog assesment books during the holi-
me: mum your shirt looks like pandan cake.
mummy: *suppresses laughter* dont change the subject
me: im not i was thinking of the colour then i realised. and i hate pandan cake oh man mum im gonna puke.
mummy: *laughs*
haha i just so rock lah.
ok and since the last post wasnt really all fun and games, i shall talk about the week for real now. the nice parts.
ok on friday after choir i went to qian's house to fascinate myself with her 5 dogs. qian, i think cookie and jojo are my favourites! =D
ok then today, i went to dora koko's house and i brought max to gaigai.
and that was too much. i want. a. dog.
i think i've said that since the day i was born but no one gave me one.
you know parents always bluff you.
like when i was 5 and asked my mum for a dog, she said she'll give one to me when i'm 10.
i waited, those long 5 years and when i finally reached my 10th birthday, i asked mum and she said 'i where got say that!'
and then promised me she'll get me one somewhere during secondary school.
so i wait until i 13 then the same thing happened and except she said wait till i'm 17!
and worse i just asked her again last year because i still hope, and she said: "wait until you grow up and move out of this house then you wanna buy how many dogs you want also can."
until i move out????!! SIAO AH!
you know, i feel it's real sad to be a kid cos you are so gullible you believe it when mum and dad say that.
but guess what, it's not a promise kid, it's called making you shut your persistant annoying trap by holding onto a blind hope.
so you see if mum tells me at 5 i'm gonna get it at 10, she has 5 full years of silence from me and zero chances of possible crying or tantrums. and it'll make me a deluded happy kid too.
and when you bring it up those years later, they just conveniently push the best day of your life further out into the ocean. so the cycle repeats.
UNTIL.
you grow up and become smart and then you realise how conniving your parents really are but you never knew. and it's kind of too late because by this time you are too mature to resort to childish antics such as lying on the floor throwing a tantrum or bawling for hours.
[HAHAHAH remembered this: last time, mum refused to buy me something when i was a kid so i lay on the floor of the shopping centre crying until she did. hahah oh my now that i think of it that was damn funny. i am such a spoilt brat.
ok WAS. i WAS a spoilt brat.]
i just realised teachers, do something similar to the parents thing, where they scold us in a way where we cant talk back at, but which i hate.
like when we are in kindergarten and misbehave, they scold us and go 'you're not a baby anymore you know!'
and when we are in primary school and misbehave, they scold us and go 'you're not in kindergarten anymore you know!'
and when we are in secondary school and misbehave, they scold us and go 'you're not in primary school anymore you know!'
etc.
SO RUBBISH!
digressed.
okok i am up for threatening mum.
no maybe just a simple negotiation. haha.
a dog, in exchange, for o levels 6 points.
ok lah play safe 9 points?
nette posted it up.
