Wednesday, November 07, 2007 9:05 PM
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ohmymamma ohmymama zeh is listening to stupid son of dork on the other comp 3m away, and THAT was what i am hearing for the last ten million seconds.
supposedly the ending fade-out of the song.
and i need to blog this, cos this is the first time i actually talked to the people in a song, which shows how much it drove me insane.
you see after the 445745th 'join a boyband' i went: SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP!
and the son of dork people decided to be oblivious to my growl and contemptuously continue singing.
which i then realised they bloody cant hear me cos it is a recording.
whatever it has stopped.
most annoying thing ever.
the joinaboybandjoinaboybands made me wanna grab off my eyelashes.
so anyway, i realised yesterday i didnt say anything about yesterday so i better.
cos it was kind of cool.
firstly, i wanna say, i like mr ang cos he can tahan my nonsense.
i shall go on with the story now, and come back to this point later.
WHAHA.
so anyway, i went to extra lesson yesterday and when we reached school we stopped outside the theaterette so valerie could call kaywei.
then suddenly my left eye itchy so i rub.
rub, then suddenly it felt kind of blurry, but i was thinking like 'nah i think the contact lens just not in the right position'
so val call finish already so we continued walking
BUT THEN,
i tried reblinking and it still wouldnt clearify!!
and i closed my right eye, and my left eye was completely blur and i was like: CRAP IT DROPPED OUT.
i was freaking horrified, and by the time me and val turned around to the theatrette, we witnessed this entire stampede of a class swarming into the theatrette.
and i felt something flip in my stomach.
so after they had gone in, we went to check the floor and there was mr left contact, trampled, and shrivelled, and dead as can be.
so of course, cannot wear lah!
so i went into class, and it was mr ang's lesson.
i sat through 2 minutes of chem copying and i was like 'no way, it is too blur and stupidly annoying my face off'
so i started to cover my left eye with my left hand but it got tedious and annoying as well, and suddenly i saw the packet of paseo tissue that hannah gave me, on my table.
and a light bulb appeared above my head, and it self-ignited.
then it disappeared lah.
so i took the tissue, positioned it on my eye and i was like: loke, you have scotch tape?
hannah: oh oh are you going to paste that on your eye?
me: yah.
'nonono,' said hannah, and suggesting it was embarrassing.
BUT OH LUCK WAS ON MY SIDE,
i looked at my pencil box and there, sitting in it was a roll of clarice sticker tape.
ok, the clarice sticker tape is freaking ugly, which is the exact reason i brought it to school, because it is hideously hilarious.
so i took it out and hannah saw me taking it out and she know and she went: hahahahahha no annette!!
but i was invincible and i borrowed a scissors from zhen na, cut a long strip , and pasted the tissue over my eye, making a make shift eye patch.
hannah loke started laughing like some idiot, which cause mr ang to turn around from the writing of the stuff of the board and he went 'annette..'
and he turned back.
like that was it lah! he's so cool. if it was some other teacher, like val suggested ms chin, she'll throw me out of the class for doing that what!
so anyway, i was happy cos now i could see clearly cos my blur eye is blocked out, although i can only see HALF the world.
and hannah was still laughing so she said: annette turn around and show the class.
[both of us sit at the front row]
so i turned around, and the whole class started laughing like some shit lah.
OH and mr ang also never scold!
see, we all laugh like that so noisy he also never scold just 'SHH' us.
and caroline was like: yianiette, you pierate?
so hannah was like: annette after school i wanna take picture with you.
and i was like: ok haha! aiyah hannah you see all i have to do is stick a tissue on my eye with sticker tape and i become a celebrity.
hannah: nono not really!
i show you the photo, just now my sister on the comp she laughed like mad.
i damn suck, i think i have no shame.
i think i am subconsciously learning from the chaser.
oh and speaking of the mr ang 'SHH' thing, i tell you he says SHH like ten million times in one class. and its like he doesnt even realise it, cos he fits them nicely into his sentences,
e.g.: girls, SH, what is the materials needed to be put in a blast furnace SH?
so yesterday, i couldnt take it after he said a really humongous SH!
and i said: mr ang i think you are super poor thing to teach our class cos you say SH like every ten seconds.
mr ang: nono, ok listen SH--
[hahaha class laughs]
haha thought of monday, me and dionne went for lunch after school cos we had 1 and a half hrs before choir, and we were queuing at long john's when we talked about this so we tried to talk in the mr and SH language.
like i'll go: so dionne SH, what SH, you want to eat SH?
hahaha.
oh i need to say something about that day at ps, cos we went to spotlight so dionne could buy yarn, and outside there was this guy and he was wearing swordfish pajamas pants!!
if it wasnt pajama pants, the material is damn that, and you really shouldnt be wearing it in public.
dionne was like: i wouldnt even wear it at home lah!
hahaha, it was super hawaiian, like splats of blue[water] and orange[sky], with a silver swordfish stuck in the middle, indicating that its jumping out of the water.
the colour damn striking right!!!
i was laughing there lah, on the spot, and dionne was just plain grimacing.
pants were filled with ugly swordfishes can die, i regret not taking picture.
then today, me and dionne suddenly thought of it
and she said: i think he bought it from some like china supermarket.
me: haha supermarket!!
dionne: yah like you know like carrefour kind, sell everything
me: OHOH, maybe it isnt even the carrefour kind, it's like he buy the fish, then it came free cos they promoting new swordfish.
hahahaha.
and oh my mama i just got a msg, i need to shit now i cant write what it says but i just need to say GOD ANSWERS PRAYERS AND I AM LIVING PROOF.
whoo!
nette posted it up.
