10:28 PM
hellooooo.
i just came back from the pl concert, i am rather tired, but not tired enough to go to sleep.
i feel like a pregnant woman, nowadays i have cravings for random food like super suddenly.
i am craving beer battered fish from chippy right now now now.
how ah how. I WAHHHNT.
i am super hungry, i think when i grow old and rich, or rather SUPER rich, i will hire a personal butler and be damn mean to him.
whoo.
like so that at times like this, i will demand for him to fly to plaza sing and buy for me.
and he must get back by like maybe 10 minutes, before the craving goes away.
and i will be happy and he will be, i dunno probably sad and sweaty and about to die.
and if he comes back at like ten minutes and a few seconds later and my craving has disappeared, i will minus a star from his star chart.
yesyes he will have a chart and when he is a good boy, he gets a star sticker.
but if he pisses me off, he minuses a star.
and maybe i'll be nice and like every twenty stars he collects he can get a car from me, since you know, after all i am SO the rich.
and like with hundred stars he can get a, no wait he wont get until so many one, i'll be too mean and minus off stars unreasonably.
then i'll make him do rubbish stuff like, wipe my seat everytime before i sit down.
and pick the blue m&ms out of the m&ms, cos i dont like how it makes your tongue blue.
and give him post-its that say 'OH I AM A LOSER' so when he goes shopping with me and we see anyone wearing purple[specifically this kind of purple], he must paste that on their backs, because it's just, ah no one should ever be seen in public in purple shirts.
but guess what, i am stuck to be hungry and fishless right here in my poor butlerless house.
you see ah, cos i had an early dinner, which is 1 and a half hrs earlier than my usual, which is damn a lot to me.
okokokokokOOOOOKKKKKK i cant take it anymore i'll be back in 5 minutes i am off to cook maggi mee or smth.
ok the water's boiling so i'm back.
anyway, i went to pre-camp briefing just now and yay, we have this really cool flag.
bwahha. it'll be nicer than yours.
okok YES I AM BACK WITH THE BEST BOWL OF MAGGI MEE EVER.
but then i left the briefing early to meet with nicole and simin for dinner then go for the performance.
OHMYMAMA EVERYBODY THE POPIAH AT QIJI AT KOVAN IS SUPER THE FANTASTIC YOU NEED TO TRY IT.
then i met nicole MAO [Edit: i just put surname cos i realise i have 2 nicoles in this post whaha.]and uncle david and auntie susan there cos they were there to watch heather's performance.
then nicole and i were talking, then we talked about our oc party and the invited people, then we started listing and suddenly nicole went: ohoh! and that guy who always tries to steal the little boys from us!
HAHAHA royston you see, that's what you are known as to people, so tragic.
then i met poh and friends there, and it was just weird so i asked him why he came and he was like: for fun.
FOR FUN LEH!!
hahahaa, mad.
i go for a reason, i also dont want, much less go for fun.
ah dont like it when choir makes us go for other schools' choir concerts, it wastes our money, i'll rather go to better proper choir concerts even if i have to go, you know.
anyway, heather and i are on a secret mission to matchmake ___ and ___.
whaha, it's gonna be so exciting.
i told her i dunno how to matchmake people, so i gave her the idea of [ok lets call the girl A and the boy B] tying A to a chair in her house, then faster call B to come and save her.
genius or not my idea?!?!?!?!
heather agreed to it, so it must be.
whaha.
i need to go now, the personal butler position is open and if you are interested i will start accepting resumes with effect from tomorrow, call me, terms and conditions apply.
oh and your job will start like ten years from now so faster come and secure your future with me thanks.
nette posted it up.
