Monday, November 05, 2007 8:19 PM
ok my aunt just called to look for my ahma, and when i told her that ahma's in the toilet, she said ok and before i could say 'yah you call her later BYE' she went: so you now jc already ah?
and i answered her, she began asking me about stupid stuff, and telling me to be a doctor cos i take bio and open my clinic.
i wanted to have my dinner but she wouldnt shut her gap, which was weird that she randomly asked me that anyway cos i am not close to her.
but then i kept telling her i dont wanna be doctor and blahblah she put down.
ok do i seem relatively bad to my aunt when you read that?
well then i shant lie.
i dont like my aunt.
none of us do, even my ahma.
she's a money-faced moneygrubbing scrooge actually.
she spends her money on stupid beauty stuff, and when my ahma needed a maid, she didnt contribute a cent, claiming she had no money.
which she obviously has, despite being a teacher, i am sure you can chip a little bit in.
and when ahma goes to the hospital if she fall down or smth, she doesnt chip in either.
AND SHE WONT EVEN VISIT.
and she doesnt even give ahma a single cent of her salary either.
UNFILLIAL NEHNEH POK!!!
and the only reason she ever comes our house is when she wants to get something like old clothes from mummy.
oh and then come and eat our food.
and when she comes, which is about anually, she'll bring like some junk like a few defected ornaments and give it us.
and i will be like, what am i your dustbin its useless.
once she gave me some $1 plastic flower bouquet, you know those small ones.
yah she came in september so gee, i wouldnt have guessed that it was a recycled teacher's day present.
cos i think she come then she must suck up a bit, and give us present.
but you are so bloody insincere you dont even buy me a nice present you give me the stuff you wanna discard so you just throw it on me and hey what do you know you not only get rid of it, you give me a present without having to spend a single cent.
see what a scrooge she is??
and my other uncles and other aunt, they all have worse jobs than her and are kind of poor but guess what?
THEY chipped in for the maid, THEY paid for medical bills, THEY BOTHER TO VISIT.
if they can, you confirm have the money.
and, one of my uncles, when he comes our house, he'll buy me ice-cream. not nice expensive one, the cheapo kind $1.60 kind, but it's sincere at least and he bothers to SPEND.
you? give me your junk.
oh all of them give me birthday money too except for her.
AND SHE'S OBVIOUSLY A HUNDRED TIMES RICHER THAN THEM.
ugh i hate her.
and when she eats our food, i sit there and grimace ok.
i sneer i scorn i burn with indignation.
you dont wanna give your own mother any money you dare to come into her house and still eat her food?????!!!!
ahma isnt working, you are, i am glad you havent been here in more than a year now, i think the next time i'd charge you for every grain of rice you consume on our home ground.
OHOH and, the thing about it is, when she calls, my ahma tries her best to tell us to tell her that she's in the toilet.
or sometimes she'll just take the phone from me with a big sigh,
but most of her time, my aunt's timing is horrible so ahma will be in the toilet and we wont have to lie.
HA,HA, too bad for you.
AND GUESS STUPID WHAT.
ok back to the beginning, where i say i am going to 'you call ahma back later'
yah i need to quickly say that otherwise she'll go: tell ahma to call me.
which she did just now, after her long self-engaging conversation.
but even if i beat her and say first, she will still 'nono you tell ahma to call ME.'
even spend some extra money to call your mum also cannot SHE must call you so you pay less for incoming.
but guess what, everytime that happens, ahma will never call you back.
if you havent already realised all this while.
i will just tell ahma to call you, just for the sake of telling, and she will say ok, JUST FOR THE SAKE OF SAYING OK.
see, ahma is sitting happily in front of the tv now NOT calling you back hahahahah!!!!
oh but my aunt wont call back no matter how long she's waited for ahma cos she still dont want to pay.
no wonder you're 45 and still not married.
from the way i see it cos you're so gross, you never will.
and when you're old and you have cancer i'm not gonna pay for your chemotherapy.
nette posted it up.
