Thursday, November 15, 2007 10:14 PM
UUUUURRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
life is stupid.
and i am worse.
i'm a total loser, and i mean it literally.
why am i always stupid losing things or people always stealing my stuff???
damn gross, damn gross, i wish there was this universal lost and found centre, where everytime i lose something, the lost item will immediately teleport itself to this place, and i will call up the lost and found, and have my lost thing sent back to me.
then not only will i easily find it, i wont risk my possession from being stolen from people who find it sitting by itself in the middle of nowhere.
but sometimes there are many stuff that i didnt leave around but it still gets stolen, i think i need to invent anti-stealing spray, i wish there was a spray where we can buy to spray on all our valuables, so when people try to steal it, they will get like electrocuted or something.
HAHAHAHA. [ok this paragraph is like 30mins later]
i suck, my mood has just made a drastic turn, because loke say she ask her daddy to let her buy mcfly 2007 calendar for me, from amazon.
THE YAYNESS!
because some loser stole it from me this year, and blahblahlongstory and today i went out to buy the 2008 one and actually zeh didnt know anything about me losing the 2007 one cos she forgot all about it, then today she suddenly rmbed and asked me where it is and i said i lost.
*deep breath*
anw, blahblah again, my dad doesnt ever let me buy stuff from overseas, and i was praying my sister would forget it for good but obviously she will not, something will definitely make her recall, such as the calendar for the year after that.
aka this.
but anyway, now i am on with a different crisis.
and so while we're at it, referring to the anti-steal spray and the teleporting items to the universal lost and found, we should just have God sit on a throne in the middle of like, serangoon, then whenever i need an answer to a question i can easily ask him instead of racking my brains wondering if i am making the right decision, like the dilemma me nicole and dionne are in now.
and dionne suggested a decision-making machine but then i think like, ah you'll confirm doubt it one.
since it is after all a machine.
HOW.
ah, and today was fun, but i am tired, talk about it another day.
Edit:
i think i am really bipolar, you know i suddenly change mood up there^^.
cos i suddenly remembered on wednesday ah, i wake up in the morning at 1130.
and my parents were supposed to be back from the airport at 930 and wake me up.
ah they go bring my maid to airport lah, her last day.
and by the time i was up, both of them werent around.
[oh, here's smth extra.
zeh was up by 900 alr according to her.
why?? because she said there were 3 phone calls, and my house phone is freaking loud, 2 doorbell rings and whatever lah, until she wake up.
and me! i couldnt hear a single thing because i am the world's heaviest sleeper and alarm clocks dont work for me, i will sleep right through them.
i need humans to wake me up.]
anyway, then i super pissed they forgot to wake me despite me telling them so many times and them going 'okayokay' so many times.
but i go on the comp and i see my blog and i see royston's tag.
then it was damn lame.
so i laugh, then i not angry already.
mad right, i know.
nette posted it up.