[edit: oukay i accidentally didnt publish post yesterday, and i just realised it's a novel anyway so who would freaking read it but oh well it's for my own personal reference, this recount of all that fun and awesomeness is for myself, so i can come back and read when i'm sixty and reminisce.]

I'M BAAACK!!!!
YAYUH.

yo ma peeps.
i know you have missed me.
i came back and i wanted to msg many many people but then i remembered that i dropped my phone in the sea in a spasm moment of tragedy, and it was retrieved all screwed up.
oh well, wanna cry but, cannot.

but anyway anyway!
other than that, CAMP WAS SUPER DAMN THE FREAKING AWESOME LAH!
[ugh i cant spell awesome everytime i type it it becomes aweseome.]
whoo.
i have so much to say, so little finger energy.

you know, wish i had brought a diary to remember all that fun on the day itself, i mean the stuff about camp's quite fresh in my head now lah but, ah blur.
and it's in snippets and flying around in my head, and i dont even know how to start.

okok let's go in order.
first day.
um.
uh.
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

ah dunno, the first day was fast and blurry, i remember it rained and it was rubbish cos we couldnt play no NG, then at night we stayed in the conference room, and there was this weird game where a group member answers questions about some other member, and there were 2 rounds some more.
sound boring to you? well you heard right then.

it got so boring joseph and i died at the wall.
then after a while we rotted, but joseph decided to be nice and break cat bubblegum with me.
it made me happier a bit, but, not any unboreder.

oh then i remember dying into another pit of quite boring games after that, where we had to walk around the campus, which ok wasnt that boring actually it's just that a lot of the time was wasted on waiting at the stations and, ok yah lah it was boring.

basically the first day was a ripoff, and the food was horrible and the bed sucked and the water was freezing.
but i was being cool still cos people were good, and it was fun talking to gwen and all during the wash-ups.
and i believed God won't make tomorrow horrible or rain.
then i was like, so excited for morning to come!

second day.
haha i woke up tired but excited, and i put on my 'I'M A HAPPY CAMPER' shirt and went downstairs.
but i was so dazed, i think i had this momentary IQ level of 23 and negative reflexes.

it was like, i walked past joseph and he was holding this this huge rope and dunno doing what with it lah.
so i went[really tiredly]: hi joseph whats the rope for.
joseph: oh, hangman.
AND MY STUPID REPLY: OH.
HAHAHA, dumb right.
so after 2 seconds of walking away i realised that was a crap answer but before i could do anything he shouted from behind: TUG-OF-WAR LAH!!

then i just like, semi-moaned-whined-groaned at him.
ahhh now i think about it, seriously i must have been possesed how could i have believed that.

so i went then suddenly i walked past jowell who was like, ''that shirt's a lie man!"
but i didnt know him at that time, and my reaction was snail remember, so i just looked at him and back, cos i didnt even know he was talking to me lah.
ah but then he said it again, i was like: i'm not lying!!

but anyway, aaron and i almost decided to not to go for games cos ah we were lazy and, if we got wet we wouldnt have time for worship practice.
edit: somehwhere around here the twins came, the poor girls couldnt come on the first day cos they were still having a fever.
but we went in the end, and i got wet, but it was fun, and i took this 2 minute shower in grace's room.
her water was bloody warm can!!!

ugh, the day i choose to bathe in warm water is the day i need to chiong.
so anyway that was the day i killed my phone, then we met tim tan, and jowell came later.
haha, then at koufu we lost aaron and tim so i ate with jowell.
and there was no table and at first we thought theyd sit with us right, so we took some ginormous table that was square and can like, fit 4 skinny people on each side.

and so we thought it'd be 4 of us so we just sat on adjacent sides.
then jowell went to buy me drink and some ah pek come and ask me if anyone's sitting on the other 3 sides, and i was lazy to say there's 4 of us so i just told him YES.
and he gave me this damn frowny doubting face and was like: really, all the seats??
and i was like yes.
which was a horrible lie, sorry God.
ah then he frowned and walked off.

but then later when jowell came back and we were talking then i realised the ah pek was sitting at this other table near us, with his family and he had like, 4 fat people on each side kind of thing, then i suddenly felt so glad that i didnt agree to let him sit cos then the 2 of us would be squished in a table with the brady bunch.
i think we will like, cannot breathe.
and it'll probably be noisy, they were eating like steamboat i think.

hahaha, then i think the uncle sit there and look at us from where he is it's like super obvious that our whole table has only us, hahaha i think he angry i bluff him!

then i told jowell about last time some idiot old ahma come and cut my queue, but i didnt wanna say anything cos she's old.
i hate it you know, when old people think they're so great, we must rang4 them everything.
i mean yeah we should but, you let us rang4 you lah, dont come and assume your superiority cos you need to be given it. by me.
ugh i think i am confusing the world.

anyway, you know what jowell told me!
he said if old people wanna be assy and gross to you just let them because they are gonna die soon. then they need to do all these irritating stuff before they die.
HAHAHAHA.
so he said next time an ahma cut my queue i must say "oh ahma it's ok i let you cut my queue cos you are going to die already."

haha but it makes sense what right!!

ah, then i led worship and i was so scared because i am freaking the young and i a bit couldnt remember the chords and words, but the guys were really nice, and they helped me a lot and all.

and you know what!!
before worship, the cell[cheryl nat gwen gerry, i think they couldnt find the twins] came to pray for me you know.
it was so sweet lah, wanted to cry.

i love our cell, it's like so many of us are in the camp comm, i think 5 of us, yeah.
i mean, that's damn many you know, we have a mighty FIVE!
whoo.

ohoh! i forgot all about the auctions!
the first day had one, where my group was forced to buy toothbrushes, but we were forced cos no one wanted to buy, haha but it was good actually, cos we thought it'd be underwear or toilet paper at first.
but later i lost it, whaha.

and then on the second day before worship there was a second auction, and it was cool cos my group bid all our points for a spongebob monopoly.
really cool, but it was imitation, but it was still the most wuhua thing of all lah, so i happy.
ohoh then you know cos it was imitation then the word that's supposed to be NICK on the box, you know for nickelodeon, it was NIOK.
hahaha so funny, niok!
pronounce it.

oh and it quite sucks lah, cos the things, what do you call them, the things you use to move your steps around the board, ok lets call them, uh, apples.
you know the apples ah, it's supposed to be made of metal like the original one, but then this one's made of plastic, and like patrick's pants dont even have flowers on them!
but haha fine, it was a good win.

okok lazy, blah, third day.
we played war games, it was so fun, can die.
i am too lazy for details now so, ah well.

dinner was great, vicki, jessica, valerie, joann, nicole, daniel and i ate subway, and it was fun with the girls and all and like nicole's letters and stuff.
so funny.
then we tried to get the tram back, but only xuying's group could fit in, and nicole.

then barry was damn bad, we were walking and he went: eh annette annette i wanna tell you something!
hahahah, like i would come running to him going "what what barry what" right!!
then run along with him while he sat on the tram, listening to him.
so anyway, they disgustingly rode their way back while we walked.
daniel and i saw fireworks, cool right!

anyway we all ended up really really late, but in time for judge james. it was THE hilarious.

oh and cos royston was supposed to come in the afternoon, then until then i still hadnt see him, i was like really sad and thinking 'ah he's not gonna come'.
and about nine plus i was talking to gwen and she was like saying it's too late for him to come.
which really isnt his fault cos he was planning for his brother's wedding.
go buy stuff.
good good, nice brother roys.

but then suddenly after sermon and there was free praying i was like: royston!!!!
haahha, saw him, so happy, then i went to talk to him.

ohoh, then grace said she felt this calling to get all the cedarians to come and pray together.
and she was like, huh i dunno how, the easiest way is to use the microphone but she dont want and i was like "hahahaha no grace thats madness"
so anyway, we just gathered them, it was about i dunno how many[wait i list. xuying, xuqi, jiawen, trisha, sarah, shaomin, amanda poh, emily, grace, me] TEN!
ten of us.
we all got together and prayed for revival for our school, so awesome.
ah, totally didnt know emily shaomin and amanda were cedarians, i shall say hi to them at school, whaha, cedarians are the best yo!

oh then ah! i saw ben, but i thought it was just jeremy in specs so i didnt bother cos ben said he's not coming at all.

then i went to talk to royston and david at the stage steps, and roys asked me how was leading worship the night before and i said i sort of screwed up.
THEN HE LAUGH AT ME.
so bad right!
so i went to tell david how loser royston is, like when i tell him my hamster die he laugh, and when i tell him my phone drop in the sea he laugh.
then each thing i say, DAVID ALSO LAUGH.
ahhh mean beans, so tragic not even funny.

then later i looked up and i saw ben and jeremy and i was like "OH HEY!"
hahaha, so in the end ben really came.
and anyway, they laughed at my tragedies too when i said, and royston was all 'you see you see it's funny!'

oh then later royston wanted to get us chocolate biscuit, then he asked me to follow him but halfway we met jowell and he wanted the monopoly and he didnt know the girls so i had to go with him.

haha sorry royston.
and thanks for coming though you're busy, you're the best!
ohoh just now when we went back i saw the buffet stuff and all downstairs, and your brother and the bride.
i was gonna find you so i could ask you to bring me to go wish them well like for fun but then ah i dunno too lazy.
whaha.

oh and royston taught me how to talk to God, it's like, the dude who's prayers were never as long as 15 mins, but he never ent 15 mins without prayer.
so he said ah, like for example i wanna go buy clothes, then i see very 2 nice then i can like ask God 'eh God should i buy this or this?' and ask him to help me decide.
whaha, whatever lah, so funny.

anyway, at night lights out was 3, so gwen, xuying, xuqi and i went to cheryl's room to talk like forever.
ok until 3 lah.
then i was supposed to get niok for jowell but, ah i was too engaged in conversation.
cheryl and i were laughing at the 'cuz ah got HAAGHHH' thing hhahahaha.
ah it was so fun, thanks for the laughs girls!

last day.
we packed up and i brought fred with me because my bag had no more space, then everyone hugged him i think he is dirtier than like, royston's smurf.
unless he washes it but ah whatever.

haha, then we revealed angel and mortal, i told amanda liew i was her angel, aiyah i was pretending to be a guy. actually lah, but i dunno whether she believed, i think she did and didnt but ah whatever.
haha thanks nicole for helping me with it, you're super funny lah.

haha sat on the bus with jowell and he was making stories with fred and my bus pencil case and my car magnets.
he's mad lah, he's super fascinated by the cars, everyday also play.
i think i'll go buy for him.
anyway, i was laughing like my head off on the bus, and i think i woke everyone from their sleeps, ah we were just being noise hazards.
eh jowell i wanna play icon war with you.

anyway we got back to church.
i wanna ask uncle jeff for the camp and comm picture.
ah camp was so good i met so many new friends and i had so much fun with the old ones, didnt want it to end.
haha but i told cheryl gwen they all on the last night and they were like: nono dont want, annette then you stay here by yourself.
haha true lah, the place was disgusting.
but it wasnt not about the place, it was about the people and the God!

okok i am going out now, i shall see yall tomorrow!!!!

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