Monday, March 24, 2008 8:21 PM
can i borrow your metal detector?
how now brown cow! i lost my house keys about like 2 days ago, and i decided to take the spare house key to school today.
except!
the spare is just for the gate, and the there's no spare for the door.
so here's how tragic my life got today.
i ran home in the rain, and i opened my gate.
then i realised i didnt have the door key and it was locked.
and it is never locked when people are at home it's only locked when no one's in!
and lynnette lee lin didnt have school today so it was impossible, so i called the house and no one picked up.
AND GUESS WHAT THE THING WAS THAT I FREAKIN NEEDED TO DIARRHEA!!
so i was like DIE.
and i called that loser sister of mine.
me: AUUGHHHH zeh where are you you're supposed to be at home, anw i dont have the door key can you come home NOW and open for me i need to shit!
zeh: i'll only be home in half an hour. and anyway i've waited there before also for half an hour.
SO??????? ahh what a loser i dont care if you'd waited there before, i really dont care, even if you'd waited there overnight before!
my sister's super childish ah, k that day she didnt bring her key out, then she called me when i was at jedi's house and started yelling at me. and i was like 'zeh why are you yelling at me it's not even my fault you didnt bring your key.'
and she got pissed. then she asked my parents to faster come home to open and apparently they said they'd take 15 mins but took half an hour.
so she made a big fuss about it, until i got home she was still complaining to me.
but the childish part about it, is that today she wanted me to wait there for her to see what it feels like to be waiting for someone to come open the door for you, cos apparently it must have felt sucky for her.
she's damn the like that you know, if something shitty happens to her, she must make sure i go through it too. i dunno what kind of twisted sense of satisfaction she gets from it, it's just freakin mad of her.
like cos my shower's heater button is in the kitchen and it's quite easy i guess to forget to switch it on, and when you do, the water takes like 5 mins to warm up.
so there was this time zeh forgot to switch it on, and she realised while she was bathing the water wouldnt get hot, and she told my mum to switch it on but by the time is like got hot she bathe finish already!
and i tell you she soooo knew i was gonna bathe after that, but after she got out she switched the heater off.
and so assuming that the heater's already on cos just now she yelled for mum to switch it on, i go bathe and the water was freakin cold.
gahhhhhhhhhh then she totally said she didnt know, which is stupid because gahh it just was.
ah then i just got too lazy fighting with her cos she could just keep saying she didnt know i was gonna bathe after that.
but anyway, she took one 50 mins to get home in the end, luckily mum got home in like 25 mins.
oh but while i was waiting i couldnt take it, called qian, i was like 'oh my life is super shitty i swear it's never been suckier.'
and i told her and she just burst out laughing.
haha, and oh i was trying to break into my own house, i took out my hairpin and started picking the lock.
HAHA i was saying that if the neighbours walk past and see me and think i'm a burglar, i'll be a really weird burglar, cos i got through the gate and even locked it and i'm standing inside the recess area trying to open the door.
ah, so anyway i need my keys back, oh plus the classroom front door key is attached to it also, which might get me in big trouble if any teacher tells me to lock the class anytime soon.
i'll be fired as monitress AHahahhaha maybe that wont be such a bad thing.
HAHAHA my mum's a loser lah, she just looked at me from outside and asked me what i was doing and asked me if at any website that's not meant for kids.
and i just gave her a funky stare and said no, and she said 'ok you better make sure i dont catch you!' and walked away.
and i was like 'but, i'm a girl!'
and she just didnt answer.
hahahahhaa.
oh, and when i said that being stuck outside my house needing to diarrhea was the suckiest time of my life, i think i'm gonna redefine 'suckiest time of my life ever' when mid-years arrive.
cos i would be doing art like mad and studying like confuscious and just pretty much having the real suckiest time of my life ever.
then it'll get worse with prelims and Os.
i think i'd rather go though ten hours of stuck-outside-my-house-needing-to-diarrhea kind of stomle, than go through exams kind of stomle.
Edit: i found them like an hour after writing this post. whaha.
nette posted it up.
