Go play in a microwave, Susie.

Monday, May 26, 2008 9:03 PM

Edit: oh, it looks like i didnt blog for long cos i totally forgot to publish this. haha.

i really shouldnt be rejoicing that much over chinese but, i cant help it it's an Os exam over, and there's no others the next day, so the only thing my weak-willed brain can tell me to do is slack off the rest off the day.

which i didnt actually, i still went to do hw with charlotte and peishi at hougang mall just now i did like more than half an e maths paper.
the dessert stall freakin cheated our money, quite angry leh.
and really lah i am currently in i-can-play-the-rest-of-my-life mode which i need to snap out of, ok i shall do art later.

and omg i didnt go to ah beng's blog for like months and i just went and i was laughing like hell. there was this post where he said he's gonna *imagine ahbeng typing*"indulge in his favourite hobby which is..... FREAKIN WATCHING ANIMAL PLANET TILL HE SLEEPS!" and plus he goes on about how he likes to look at all the sharks and whales!
hahahahhaa. having that as a hobby automatically equals you have no life.

but actually i also admit that i quite have no life cos i have been dedicating my life to being a nerd nowadays.

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WHOOHW!
it's over!!!! XD

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Sunday, May 18, 2008 10:53 PM

wednesday was concert day at THE esplanade, and it was super awesome.
i am gonna miss choir, like, i felt like i just sang ten minutes only lah how could that have been ONE FULL hour???
like seriously ah the whole world turned their watched to like 50 mins later after we sang and we were all deceived that we had sang one hour but we actually didnt.
anw there was no time to take pictures, so i only took after the concert.
by then i was exhausted and ugly.

me and qian, haha i never had a picture with her before.
cos we only realised each other existed this year remember? haha!

jolene.

they took this with my camera and i didnt know, i'm posting this in case yall want. =]

my sec 2 junior lena.
and hahaha, i only knew her like 2 weeks ago.
here's why i took picture with her:
like she's not from my section so i had never talked to her in my life, but then like one day i was watching some dbsk show and i realised that yunho freakin looks like her!
so one day i couldnt take it already i went to tell her, and it turns out she's like some avid fan of dbsk and she loves yunho to the max!
hahaha, then i just laughed in her face.
i think yunho's damn ugly ah, the other day i accidentally said in front of lena and i was like ohoh but you very pretty!
like seriously damn look like, I SHALL COMPARE FOR YOU.

LOOK LIKE OR NOT????!!!!
I SAY SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICEXPIALIDOCIOUSLY YES!!!

twinsssss.

jiaxuan used my camera to take this in the lift, i see unglamness, haha.

my fan club!!!
HAHAHA.
kw, jedi, merilyn, caroline, thank you for the flower!!!
haha, see they all dress so pretty come and see us perform.

me and papa and mummy.

jaan and tiffany!
haha jaan!!!! I AM DAMN SAD THAT I COULDNT TAKE MONITRESS COUNCIL PICTURE!
cos that day the photo taking was like 12pm.
and i was in esplanade from 930am onwards. how to take i was super sad.
jiarong also couldnt take, so she was my momentary whining partner in choir at the start of the day.
but the loser has next year, i dont! haha.
but if she becomes like president next year she also cant be monitress already.
eh jiarong i want you to be choir president next year cos i think everyone else is rather shitty for the job =]

anyway after that, some of the sec4s choir people, me, nicole, dionne, liwenn, sonam, sunanda and the twins, went to new york new york to like celebrate.
and i sat at the 'boss' chair, and took a candid picture where everyone[looking rubbish] was in, except me, and DIONNE YOU DELETED RIGHT!!!
hahahhaha idiot.
but never mind she made up for it by helping me take the next 2 pictures.

this picture is super artistic, i like.

this picture is super ugly, i like.

now this was taken by me, dionne was counting money for us.
oh dionne i still owe you money!!
but anw she was sorting it out nicely like 2 dollars in fives and using one to kiap and arranging super nicely, and she was telling the waiter they can hire her next time help them count money or something.
haha i think the guy was damn amused by her ah.

and i think if you look at that picture fast, it's like dionne just spat out a tuft of cloud into the air. whaha.

and if you go to nyny, you MUST eat the mushroom cappuccino and the lake chocolate.
the lake chocolate will highly increase your chances of obesity by 30% but whatever go exercise you lazy asses who eat ice cream all day and get fat and mourn in self-pity.
GAAHA.

anw yesterday valerie came over to play badminton, then later she went with me to buy qian's present and it was damn funny.
haha, she says i have to tell her qian's reaction when she sees the present.

after that, we went to raylia's church's bbq.

PRETTY LADIES ALL IN A RO-O-OW!
hahaha.
oh can you see? i'm wearing my nerd shirt!
haha yay.
i like cherie's shirt too, it says 'I'M NOT SHORT I'M JUST FUN-SIZED'
the girl's in self-denial =]

atiqah, charmaine, kaywei, valerie, me.

haha the food was nice and the band was good, raylia was so sweet she dedicated a song to the cedar girls at the end of the bbq!
haha i love you raylia! XD

valerie took this, haha you love me damn a lot ah i know.

ok this post was quite long, i shall go now.
yay peishi coming over tmr to do work! XD

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008 7:36 PM

i lost my camera.
i'm feeling shitty.
but i think the shittiest things to ever lose in your life is your wallet and pencil case.
i dont count handphones.
try losing them all and you'll realise why if you dont.
concert tomorrow.
i dont want to get back both sciences on thursday after the euphoria.
i am positive i failed them both.
i dont regret focussing on my humans at the expense of that though.
i wanna say right now i am not being emo.
i am attempting to remain as passive as i can.
and i am also lazy.
to write hahas.
after every phrase or so like i normally do.
and i am not satisfied with my results.
dont say i am an idiot for being pissed at whatever you think is good if i think i can do better.
and i hate it when people snap at me.
while i am at it i hate it when people frown for no reason when they talk to me.
basically people who think the world revolves around them.
AHAAH this is quite fun i am like writing a poem or something.
ah i just said a haha.
or something close to that.
and really lah i need my camera.
ok i am off to look for it for the 238957348576243rd time.
dear Lord i need rainbows.

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Saturday, May 10, 2008 2:13 PM

ahlians originated from australia!!!
whoever said otherwise lied to you.
and i have proof from some like fish jam thing my mum bought from perth.
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AHHAHHAHAHHA.
funny right, i opened my fridge last week to look for milk and had a good laugh to myself.
sh0 funniiex worx! kekex.

okok i need to show you something even funnier.
AAAAhahaha my life is so hilarious i love it.
LOOK! THIS IS MY AHMA!
HAHAHAHA SHE LOOKS SUPER FUNKY HERE RIGHT!!!
cos zeh was trying to take a picture and aiya i guess my ahma didnt know so she was still talking i think.
GAHHH she looks super funny i think if my ahma was my enemy i could use this picture to blackmail her but since she isnt..
i'm putting it up on the internet anyway ahahhaa.

i shall show you my mama next time. she is super chio, for an eighty-year-old. haha.
and by the way i am super happy now because all my exams are finally over.
technically on wednesday but in terms of work it just ended yesterday cos it was coursework deadline.
so anyway on tuesday we went to cheryl's house to do art and i discovered the most amazing thing ever please.

THIS IS A VACUUM CLEANER.
and in case idyttm still comes here and she doesnt understand, i shall speak in your terms, THIS IS A VACUMN CLEANER.
haha ah, idyttm, why must all my posts have somthing that reminds me of you, why??

anyway it is not just a vacuum cleaner, its the coolest vacuum cleaner ever!!
hahaha, it's a fan at the bottom with like a hole and there are bristles to sweep it ah so hard to explain i should have taken the bottom.
but anyway i used it to vacuum all my eraser rubbings. oh its super fascinating, cant take it!

then wednesday was art exam here's my painting.
cheryl and chantal were saying that my art has annette-ness, can tell its mine. whoo.

and took cheryl's too.
gahh cheryl i wanna walk on that rainbow street!

haha, then on thursday i stayed back to do art and i was like the only one who did in the afternoon so i blasted my ipod on the speakers.
hahahahaha.
then suddenly, mrs woo came in and i didnt even see her!

and i was like yelling a song and drawing then i looked up and i saw her walking in i was like HELLO MRS WOO!
aiya, quite not funny to say here i must tell you personally and show you what i did then it's funnier.

but ah it was super embarrassing hahaha. then i msged peishi after that like:
peishi yai cho yembarrassed!!! just now mrs woo come into the art room i never see then cos i turned on the music i was like singing damn siaoly ahh then i looked up and saw her walk in wah damn embarrassing!

and cos she was at class outing which i didnt go cos of cw she like totally laughed and told everyone and they all laughed at me!
peishi you are a mean bean.
aiyah, i was telling qian that i have damn many embarrassing moments i can write a novel with them.
the other day i tried to pay at macdonalds with a receipt cos i wasnt looking then i thought i took out the 2 dollar note. haha then the woman was like uhhh then i turned around and i was like AHHHAHAH sorry.

but ah she was quite weird, she didnt even laugh, i would if i were her. zeh said it's like they're trained to be nice to their customers so cant haha.
or maybe she's just weird, no sense of humour.

ohoh! i just remembered something about mrs woo, like last month during fnn lesson she asked the art girls to come along to the library then we were wondering what, and guess what!

she brought us to the tables behind the library and there was a cake!

cos mrs woo also knew there was a lot of like sadness going around during sports day so she bought us this.
ah so sweet right!!!!

and while she was at it she celebrate jan-april birthday.
like really ah, it was super damn nice of her, i mean she even specially asked the cake person to draw that picture, with like bougae runner and cheerleader in blue.
ah such a pretty cake.
haha i was really proud of peishi also cos she freakin hates chocolate but she still forced herself to eat. hahaha.

oh and idyttm, even my teacher feels we did well for sports day, wanna go scold her not? XP

anw everybody was like THANK YOU MRS WOO! MRS WOO YOU CHOCK!
hahaha, on sports day me and dionne were like touching baby.
then we tried to teach mrs how to speak timbucktu but she aiya in the end just ended up talking her own language lah haha.
i love mrs woo, i want baby to at least be born after teacher's day so 4P can give her CHO BEEAG the present on teacher's day, in front of whole school, make everybody jealous whahaha.
we shall get her something plus something for baby also! XD

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Saturday, May 03, 2008 2:47 PM

hundreds and thousands are damn exciting!!!

i just poured a lot on my cookies and cream.
feel like a kid.
but i think i'm very excited at colourful things right now, cos im very excitedly colouring my art, and it's so getting very colourful it's exciting.
AAHAHA. sounds like i have limited vocab.
but anw, i'm taking a break.
ok i realise during my disappearance i.e. hiding in a cave to study for mid-years, my tagboard remained full of life.
gaaha, a lot and i dont wanna spam my tagboard so i shall reply in this post, then zao back to do art.

SHI: hahaha, aiyah you desperately crave to go out with me night and day you're in self-denial.
dionne: nobody ask me, it was an involuntary action!! hahaha. and i know YAI CHO LURB MEEZERS CHIA! XD and yooay you looaig my picture! you suddenly like peishi develop crush on me already i can sense hahaha. aiya i am jumping back and forth btw timbucktu and proper english, annoying myself. =]
valeriee: haha your exams end on monday! XD
idyttm: VACUMNMNMNMNMNMNMNS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. i think i have a lot to say to you leh, but first of all bible say must love the people who hate you. so IDYTTM, ILYTTM!!!
ahahha, and apparently you go to caroline and merilyn's blog too, cos i never said anywhere on my blog that you're the first person to leave hate comment.
you very free leh, go get your own life ah stop caring about mine. =]
and you cant say that vacUMNs are my best friends, you steal my joke, no originality. piracy is a crime!!
and no! i wont laugh it off! you can't tell me what to do! XP
and it's not like im even controlling myself[ahahha kaywei you said 'valerie control yourself' damn funnily the other day] cos really, it's not funny i dont have to suppress any sort of inert desire to get tickled.
the only thing i'll laugh at is your violent opposition to my every move and your bad spelling, while still fecklessly attempting to look smart by using words like 'detest' in place of hate when you could use the shorter one, which is more appropriate some more considering your extra strong feelings against me. AHAHAH.
and shit's damn not funny lah, why would people laugh at it, i always see dog shit at my house downstairs and i dont find it very amusing. but either way, i am not superficial or insecure enough to care about you, so, ok insult me all you want. =]
except if i were you i would highly advice myself not to do so to save myself the embarrassment.
and anw Albert Einstein once said, "Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence."
idyttm, you understand not? anw if you do, im not insulting you ah, im just quoting the guy. hahaha, im so nice to you leh.
oh and dont PFFFFTTTTFFTFTFT at me leh. all your saliva.

shi: haha i told you already, xie xie ni bang wo -.-" ta.
qian: haha, she seems too angsty to like ah beng actor leh, and i dont have post about him haha, ah i only laugh at him.
kw: hahahaa, kk. me and caroline should just take damn many ugly pictures and sell them on the internet for people to laugh at, haha, spread joy to the world. so when those people feel sad they just take out the picture and they laugh and they feel better. hahaha. and the both of us will be rich for the rest our lives. the end. gahahaha im dreaming.
cherylL: hahaha cheryl i know you are like number one fan of my blog right hahaha.
mao: HAHAHA merilyn you got infected by idyttm, scrow. hahaha. you cho funny lah, after mid years ngoh qeng lei yum cha! you what wanna yiet! XD
jedi: hhaha, jedi you like her you go teach her! hahhaa. =]
qian: HAHAHA qian i freakin dont need ten towels with your face on it, hahaha after a while i'll get damn sick of your face. but hahhaa sure got perverted people buy the towel one, duaneh!
ian: HELLOOO sjkldfeh;skdjfsdgjndfv;dfklaff'lsvkff.
auggghhh freakin spent 45 WHOLE MINS on this! kk bye. =]

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