Thursday, August 07, 2008 11:05 PM
ok. the reason i am here is cos i am just too disgusted with myself.
come home today, only thing i did that involved my brain was probably deciding if i should eat my potato or fishcake last at dinner.
my night was just brainless bimbotic mindless idling.
i am too disgusting to function.
but you see, i'm here so that i can blog for the final time till prelims end.
decided since i wasted the night off, i better continue wasting it and take advantage of the slack feeling while i still have it.
then from tmr onwards its whooo study-o-rama.
like yesterday i was on a nerding high, ah had a productive day.
i love a maths.
i also love totally kyle.
yesterday[at the end lah, when my brain had compressed to its maximum], me and wally found the ONLY totally kyle video on youtube!
omg it was super hilarious i miss the amanda show, kk watch this.
and, my mum will super highly come scold me and make me sleep soon, so i totally owe myself choir farewell post+birthday post+racial harmony day post which includes many many pictures.
for now, i'll just type stuffzsh.
just now, jedi and i went to art friend.
i bought this T-shirt iron on for my sister, it says 'I'm the BIG sister'
whaha!
i'm gonna buy a shirt to iron it on then give it to her for her birthday.
wahlao im a freakin awesome sister, my sister used to never give me present ever.
there was this year she was like 'eh annette i got no money to buy you a birthday present, cos i need to buy my friend's.'
wah, i was damn pissed.
until 2 years ago a miracle shat on me, she gave me a 50cent present, then last year like $1.50 one, then this year damn amazing improvement she bought me $3.95 present!
i normally get her stuff but i think this is gonna be great, whoo i happy.
ok if you know lynnette lee please dont tell her.
i'll punch you.
hate ruined surprises.
jedi and i were talking about dreams, i was saying how yesterday i dreamt my mum fried pancakes[nono they were FRIED. like deep fried. but its possible loh, pancake is like batter, its fryable! then i was saying we should so try it someday.]
and i also dreamt that a ninja appeared at my house.
whaha coolness.
i came home from school and a ninja who had zsh long hair was cooking in my kitchen.
i saw his back view only though.
but he was in a ninja suit. cool.
jedi doesnt know that there's a myth that says if you eat cheese before you sleep, you'll dream!
haha i dont believe it, havent tried it though.
THEN!!
later when i got home something damn CHO freaking embarrassing happened and i like totally called jedi to moannnn.
i just semi-wrote what happened.
but i deleted it.
it's too vague[vay-gew!] for the clueless, and i'll be wasting both our time[times?], and looking like an idiot on my part anw.
and i realise i feel bad for people who talk shit about every single friend they have.
cos then they'll have nobody they'd consider a close friend whom you've never said anything shitty about.
oh then, i found THIS.
it's a 224 word palindrome* written by demetri martin.
freakin coolness.
"Dammit I'm Mad"
by
Demetri Martin
Dammit I'm mad.
Evil is a deed as I live.
God, am I reviled? I rise, my bed on a sun, I melt.
To be not one man emanating is sad. I piss.
Alas, it is so late. Who stops to help?
Man, it is hot. I'm in it. I tell.
I am not a devil. I level "Mad Dog".
Ah, say burning is, as a deified gulp,
In my halo of a mired rum tin.
I erase many men. Oh, to be man, a sin.
Is evil in a clam? In a trap?
No. It is open. On it I was stuck.
Rats peed on hope. Elsewhere dips a web.
Be still if I fill its ebb.
Ew, a spider… eh?
We sleep. Oh no!
Deep, stark cuts saw it in one position.
Part animal, can I live? Sin is a name.
Both, one… my names are in it.
Murder? I'm a fool.
A hymn I plug, deified as a sign in ruby ash,
A Goddam level I lived at.
On mail let it in. I'm it.
Oh, sit in ample hot spots. Oh wet!
A loss it is alas (sip). I'd assign it a name.
Name not one bottle minus an ode by me:
"Sir, I deliver. I'm a dog"
Evil is a deed as I live.
Dammit I'm mad.
*a word, line, verse, number, sentence, etc., reading the same backward as forward.
nette posted it up.