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Monday, November 17, 2008 10:17 PM

i wanna blog about the white tiger article.
its so funny i cant take it.
i love that cleaner guy, he's the epitome of hilarity.

almost died when i saw the cover of the newspaper the other day.

WHAHA.
AHAHHA.
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA.
the tigers' faces are priceless.

ah, they're super handsome.

and no really the guy's damn funny the news said before he commited suicide:

He had thrown his cutters and meal coupons about before telling them in Malay: ‘Goodbye, you won’t be seeing me again.’

He then rode off on his bicycle.

The Australian tourists also said they saw him shouting and throwing some things as he walked by the crocodile exhibit, just 10 minutes from the tiger enclosure.

HAHA. throw stuff around.
when hannah told me of the news i was like:
wanna commit suicide go breathe in carbon monoxide in a car lah.

thats the most painless and unscary and ungory way to die what!

so, i concluded.
he decided to commit suicide in that manner cos he's either

1) aiyan

or 2) crazy.

or 3) crazy AND aiyan.

but i still think number 2 is out.
cos attention seeking is defintely a reason.
he must have thought he's damn original, no one's ever died that way before he win.

i think white tigers are damn handsome.
everytime i go to the zoo i look at them for like agessss.

thats why i also wanna blog about how some stupid people thought they should be put down.

ah, stomp forum.

Rare tigers worth more than human life? Why didn't zoo staff shoot animals?

I think the incident was so horrific. It was just awful to watch.

I mean the tiger is an endangered animal but why can't we just go straight away and shoot the tiger!

I mean the man's life is important, in fact more important than the tiger.

When I read the entire incident, the first thing that struck me was that they should have just shot the tiger first...save the man.

I SAY THEY SHOULD HAVE SHOT THE MAN.
you know, save him the suffering, can die straight away instead of slowly and painfully.

he totally jumped in on his own. ie song si or courted death.
so they will think it's food what. no meh?

look at it this way if one day you wake up and you suddenly see pizza on your table you will go and eat right?????

and its so sad loh, now everybody thinks white tigers are like murderous and shit, and start to wonder what if one day they escape and kill people how ah go and die lah.

and even if they werent hungry they'll totally still kill the guy you know why?
cos he was intruding in their territory.

ok and so i semi-digress i wanna talk about Life Of Pi now.
this totally reminded me of it.
that book's really interesting i have i can lend you. whaha.

anyway, Pi's dad owns a zoo and theres this part where it talked about how animals in captivity dont really desire freedom cos their enclosure is like their home.
if you go open the door to an animal enclosure i tell you highly, the animals will NOT escape.

in fact there was this incident where a zookeeper forgot to lock the gate of the monkey enclosure.
the monkeys started to panick and frantically bang the door and stuff.
trying to close it.

and even if some animals left their enclosure when the doors were not closed, they return later on.

so fascinating right =]
like i rmb being super enlightened when i read that part.
people think the animals in zoo arent as happy as those in the wild but KUA3 ITS NOT TRUE cos they have a home XD
even in the wild, they have territories so actually its like the same.

then i realise it makes sense, an enclosure to an animal's as good as a house to us.
if you 'set free' an enclosed animal, it's like, chasing me out of my house and asking me to live on the streets.
siao ah.
sure die one.

and if someone come and steal your door one day and run away so your house is left open to intruders, you will also be mangzang to the choikang right????

and even if sometimes you go out, you will still return right?

and most importantly, if a stranger breaks into your house ie a burglar, and you have the means to you will try to kill him what right!!
hahahahahah.

so ah, if that cleaner guy had jumped into a like eg baboon enclosure,
they baboons will still maul him also!!!!
HAHAHHHH.
cos he's invading in their territory.
will that then make baboons are the most dangerous thing in the zoo?
had freakin nothing to do with white tigers being barbarous merciless creatures, its natural instinct.

and even if one day the tigers somehow escape cos someone forgot to close their enclosure or smth, they might eat people but in which case refer to the pizza theory.

yes, so they are chock and everyone should be on their side.
and i dont even see the zoo's rep as being tarnished, why does everyone think so.

aHAA.
the cleaner.

anyway, i was busy idling on the net, so i decided to find pictures.
ah i freakin LOVEEE looking at animals you know.
you know?

i have this dog breed book at home and i've flipped through it 23555348 times alr not getting bored once.
haha i rmb bringing to school last time and caroline and i were ogling at the dogs like it was porn or smth.

kk look!

THIS IS HANDSOME. XDDD

chock! no teeth!

i show you other rare white animals that are damnnmnmn handsome/chock.

unglam. but shuai.

white peacock!!!! omg i swear this is handsomer than the coloured ones.

if they sold this at pet shops white rabbits will bo seng li.

HAHA eh, does this handsomeness/chockness thing have to do with the rarity?
like, these white animals damn rare and when you see theyre really pretty.
but white rabbits give birth at like a rate of ten babies a second, is that why they seem nothing special?
i mean, they're white also! not fair hor?

Edit: OKAYYYY i just belied my own theory.
unrare white animals are unfanastic with the exception of weasels!!! XD

haha cos. i thought of last time caroline brought this mammal book to see with me, and she said she wanted a weasel cos chock and she showed me. its damnnn.
but the weasel in the book was brown, and i know there are white weasels around, as in theyre not rare just the winter kinds, like seals you know.
SO I WENT TO FIND, SHOW YOU ITS DAMN FUNNY
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CHOCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHHAHA retarded face.

nette posted it up.