wah ok very proud of myself. i'm doing totally fine with this mass recounting of my ever-filled past week. with breaks to do stupid chores btw every post. speaking of which i've to do now.
AUGH AUGH SHIT MAN I CANT THERE'S A FREAKIN LIZARD ON THE FLOOR OF THE KITCHEN DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE SINK. NO WAYYY AM I GONNA FRATERNISE WITH THE DISGUSTING BEIGE SQUISH FROM REPTILELAND WHILE WASHING THE DISHES. AND I CANT CHASE IT AWAY IT'S ON THE FLOOR WHAT IF I TRY AND IT CRAWLS ON ME?!?!!!
i need to invent a robot househusband soon. ah how must finish before the parents get back. later they make me mop floor at at 1am HAHAHAHA.
[Edit: ok good i just called mum to tell her how i really cannot bring myself to step into the kitchen and i'll wash the next 2 days and she said okok bye. i think she's busy she sure kill me later.]
[Edit again: i knew it! i just got yelled at by the entire family, about how i said i'd do it today and whatever thanks wally for totally starting the riot and making things worse, all at once, and for doing it like all the time. it's amazing! :D]
ah and i dont care alr, i was being anal, like one day gets a post of its own but wtv, i'm talking tues wed and thurs tgt!
so tuesday! i went to settlers cafe with tiff, ros and qiu. may was supposed to come but she was sick damn sad. tiff, qiu, me, ros.
then i met shawn for dinner and he was late luckily ravin called me coincidentally. best friends have telepathy. and i called valerie to talk when ravin had to go shit cannot talk. so i was very fortunately entertained.
then some loser woman was like starrrring at me super maliciously when i sat at the subway table alone talking on the phone cos like she and her bf waiting for seat. they looked like they were 30 and deserved to get married but just had too many issues so they turned out an overaged dating couple.
ao anw after like 2 minutes she finally decided to walk up to me and ask me if anyone was sitting at my table. 4 seats right, one taken. if my friend comes, i will have still 2 more extra seats so you and your bf can go and sit.
but i dont want. hahahha.
very disgusting of me right, but srsly i hate sharing table with strangers and plus the subway table is damn small, and the place is damn noisy im not gonna breathe your stranger air like within 15cm radius.
and i could give it up to you but no, cos i waited for that table also. so i just 'oh my friend's gonna come now alr.'
wah i need to teach shawn mrt.
WEDNESDAY! XD
met roys, gwen, cheryl seah, cheryl low, daryl, jun en, sneow and poh at the jay chou shop for lunch. omg damn happy cheryl low and seah are into kpop alr whoo! cheryl s said she totally liked like damn long ago but she scared no one in church liked, and she thought everyone'd think she's a loser so she never say then i was like YAH I KNOW I ALSO ONLY TALK TO MY SCHOOL FRIENDS ABOUT IT!!!
damn funny wahlao but cheryl low likes shinee, yucks. haha but their dance's really damn good i wanna learn.
then! it was off to roys' house to play... GUITAR HERO AGAIN!
he went up half a storey to take this, cool pic. hahaha i see THREE samuels.
anw later on dunno who played and they got this! hahhaha 95% damn close.
gwen haha.
anw cos samuel and i were kinda getting bored like he went to get roys' guitar to play, and i was just randomly getting shots of him playing and suddenly!!! HE YAWNED!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! show you the picture it's super funny unglam times ten million. - - - - -
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! ARE YOU LAUGHING COS IF YOU ARENT YOU'RE AN ALIEN!!
and then i caught royston bringing down his smurfs. and he totally gayly posed with it like one on each side of his face and i was like omgomg royston let me take picture! and he just ran away.
this was all i took. before i scared him away. he was showing dunno sneow or smth.
anyway!! you know how before we thought 95% was damn amazing? - - - - - WE GOT 99% LATER ON HAHAHAHAH SAMUEL AND I WERE TAKING PICTURES OF THIS LIKE CRAZY HAHAHAHAHA. super funny lah! like, everything the last sentence of the lyrics over alr then we thought gonna finish alr and suddenly! hhahaha.
then after that cos i dunno roys or cheryl low bought microwave popcorn then we went to make, and there were some left unpopped so samuel decided we'd try to pop them with cellphone radiation. like he showed me youtube vids on his phone they worked. hahahaha then later i was like saying i think need heat kinda thing and i dunno roys said it wont work. but we just tried it anw! hahha.
wah totally didnt work ah! there was samuel being the himbo he is :)
so anw i found this, feel like an idiot for even deciding to try.
like, who'd even think of that?!?!?!?!??
wth are you doing samuel??? he's on a chair btw. too near cannot take. he like scolded me into the mike for taking this pic man, during the yell for bonus part before the song. ah but he's damn funny hahaha. OMG AND I TELL YOU SAMUEL POH WAS, AS I QUOTE SAMUEL LEE, EPIC. SOOOPER FUNNY HAHAHAHHAAH. aiya. i'm gonna find sam online soon and ask him to send me the vid so i can upload on youtube and put on my blog just cos i want it here. it's damn funny ah!!
thursday! i went far east to get berms super happy. anw i met shaunald and cassandra at vivo to watch bedtime stories. it's damn retarded lah the show but we laughed like shit at the retardedness. HAHA.
anw! after that we went their house and tapao-ed their hosue downstairs yongtaufoo. damn nice. HAHA OMG, DARYL'S DUCK RICE. hahahaha ok inside joke.
so we went their house to watch the 9 o clock show and eat dinner.
MEET APPLE!! shaunald and cassandra's extra cute shitzu. anw as you can see their living room at night is super dark cos it's only lighted up by that lamp at the back of the picture.
so the pictures come out damn blur.
but CHOCK. :)
and who says the yueniang show sucks it's super nice even apple likes it!
cuftable?
omgomg she's soo small, i tried to take us on my own, and i so couldnt! cos if i hold her up slightly with one hand, i'd still have to bowww my head down like ttm. so ah if this picture looks super ahlian like i'm trying damn desperately to look down so my eyes get bigger or some shit, nono it's not, really, cos i was just trying to get my face nearer to apple, which didnt even work in the end her mouth is cut off.
cassandra helped me take. much better. :) she's damn cute ah! flash ruins the cuteness by about half so this photo doesnt do it justice.
anw shaunald and cassandra like totally paid everythingggg for me like down to movie ticket and popcorn and dinner like i wanted to pay back but they said nvm their parents pay for me hahah ah theyre damn nice. i had funnnnn! XD
